I'm sorry - I really CAN'T!

What are you monumentally crap at? I mean REALLY REALLY pants....

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LIVERBIRD    pirate
08/09/2012 at 08:45

Going down slides into water. I just won't.

Not even one designed for toddlers.

Nurse Ratched    pirate
08/09/2012 at 08:49
Saffy Sweety Pea wrote (see)
Map reading.
If I'm travelling South, I have to turn it upsidedown

Still not fully awake - I read that as 'man reading'

LIVERBIRD    pirate
08/09/2012 at 09:23

I can do that!

Man reading is easy. They either want....food, drink or sex

08/09/2012 at 09:30
But not in that order!
LIVERBIRD    pirate
08/09/2012 at 09:31

Not necessarily Degs, no! LOL!

 

08/09/2012 at 09:36

Spatial awareness - Parking sensors were made for people like me - front and back

 

08/09/2012 at 09:56

mental arithmetic, and housework

08/09/2012 at 10:06

DIY.

Nurse Ratched    pirate
08/09/2012 at 10:15
Nurse Ratched wrote (see)
Saffy Sweety Pea wrote (see)
Map reading.
If I'm travelling South, I have to turn it upsidedown

Still not fully awake - I read that as 'man reading'

Which makes the mind boggle at the south/upside down bit 

08/09/2012 at 10:16

I'm also a DIY disaster area. I can change a light bulb but thats it.

But the upside is the Mrs never asks me to carry out any DIY around the house knowing full well it will break/shatter/fall to pieces within seconds of completion. Happy days!!

08/09/2012 at 10:41
Nurse Ratched wrote (see)
Nurse Ratched wrote (see)
Saffy Sweety Pea wrote (see)
Map reading.
If I'm travelling South, I have to turn it upsidedown

Still not fully awake - I read that as 'man reading'

Which makes the mind boggle at the south/upside down bit 

08/09/2012 at 10:44

I really can't stick to a diet for more than six hours. Per six months!

08/09/2012 at 10:55

Sharing choclate and cakes

08/09/2012 at 11:06
 

 
Saffy Sweety Pea wrote (see)
Nurse Ratched wrote (see)
Nurse Ratched wrote (see)
Saffy Sweety Pea wrote (see)
Map reading.
If I'm travelling South, I have to turn it upsidedown

Still not fully awake - I read that as 'man reading'

Which makes the mind boggle at the south/upside down bit 

My mind wasn't boggling.

08/09/2012 at 12:07

I can't drink coffee. It just tastes so awful. 

08/09/2012 at 12:29
standing on one leg
08/09/2012 at 12:53
sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

I can't drink coffee. It just tastes so awful. 

weirdo

08/09/2012 at 15:49

How is it that so many people out there who insist that they are absolute rubbish at everything and anything with no talent at all somehow find that the 'one' thing that they 'can' actually do well, convienently earns them their living with a shed load of cash besides. 

Edited: 08/09/2012 at 15:49
08/09/2012 at 18:11

I can't eat tomato sauce.  Can't even touch it.

The only bit of DIY I can do is the first bit where you find the phone number of the relevant expert.  Can't even call them because I can't explain what needs doing!

I can't sleep when flying.  I'm famous for falling asleep immediately after landing, but never before.

I can't read when in a moving vehicle on the road.  Trains and planes fine, but not even on a coach.

08/09/2012 at 18:13

Are you talking about benefit frausters RicF?

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