well...this that and the other soon descended into a conversation about pants and bottoms as far as I can see.
at 39 and eleven twelfths I consider myself an oldie, and with massive gaps, admitedly, I was hanging 'round cluttering up the INSPIRE thread for many years, so Old I am in every sense. Is that good?
How long do shorts need to be before they are no longer shorts? 
Fair play to you getting in the public swim session in your water running gear Cabbey. Did you have to get permission or just went right ahead and hoped for the best? Mart was thinking about doing that as he isn't a strong swimmer so can't seem to get enough of a workout in the water. He has some gear in Spain at my Mums where no-one can see him, but not a suit...what does that look like? As Min says...piccies??
Hello Farby...you hardly class as old there at a mere 34! (You'll grow out of it though hun) 