I have drawn up plans for a full scale invasion:
Goldie & LB will be responsible for drinking all French wine they can get their hands on
DM will be responsible for eating all that stinky french cheese after that he will seduce all French woman even those with hairy armpits
I will be undertaking a covert mission to ensure that all bicycle tyres are slashed stripped jumpers stolen and strings of onions snapped
VIVA LA IRELAND