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Is it cruel to own a pirate?

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Keir

26/05/2011 at 14:09

....even if I regularly let them out to exercise?

RunningInPleasePass

26/05/2011 at 14:18

You can never truly own a Pirate

PhilPub

26/05/2011 at 14:26

Arrrr!

26/05/2011 at 14:31

Careful.

seren nos

pirate

26/05/2011 at 14:36

someone could own me if they wanted......they would have to ensure they fed and watered me properly............with lots of lager..............and they would have to look after me properly.................buy me all the latest appropriate toys..new bike, wetsuit etc......................i would need to be given lots of peace and quiet for sleeping...............

and ensure that i was totally happy at all times

Try Taffia

26/05/2011 at 14:38

seren nos wrote (see)

someone could own me if they wanted......they would have to ensure they fed and watered me properly............with lots of lager..............and they would have to look after me properly.................buy me all the latest appropriate toys..new bike, wetsuit etc......................i would need to be given lots of peace and quiet for sleeping...............
and ensure that i was totally happy at all times

ownership costs are on the high side then!

IronM.in

pirate

26/05/2011 at 14:38

I think you'll find that like cats, Pirates own you.....

Plum

pirate

26/05/2011 at 14:39

Nah

She drinks cheap lager

Keir

26/05/2011 at 14:42

How about a pirate which endlessly repeats 'pieces of eight' and shits on my shoulder?

Cake

pirate

26/05/2011 at 16:00

Sorry about that I had a lot of single malf that night.

M...eldy

pirate

26/05/2011 at 16:17

I'd happily be a kept pirate

I do warn you that I have expensive habits

Red Squirrel.

26/05/2011 at 16:19

Are you that triathlon nun Meldy?

M...eldy

pirate

26/05/2011 at 16:51

LIVERBIRD

pirate

26/05/2011 at 17:02

M...eldy wrote (see)

I'd happily be a kept pirate

I do warn you that I have expensive habits

You rang?

M...eldy

pirate

26/05/2011 at 17:06

I think you may have met your match gobshite

Cake

pirate

26/05/2011 at 17:08

Fight anyone got some mud we can throw in the ring?

LIVERBIRD

pirate

26/05/2011 at 17:14

I can take her...

M...eldy

pirate

26/05/2011 at 17:39

Game on !!

Cake

pirate

26/05/2011 at 17:52

Ladies ladies you will hurt yourself with all those clothes on May I suggest you strip to your underwear and I’ll put this Vaseline over you just so you don’t hurt yourselves to much?