Is it cruel to own a pirate?

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26/05/2011 at 14:09
....even if I regularly let them out to exercise?
26/05/2011 at 14:18
You can never truly own a Pirate
26/05/2011 at 14:26
Arrrr!
26/05/2011 at 14:31
Careful.
seren nos    pirate
26/05/2011 at 14:36

someone could own me if they wanted......they would have to ensure they fed and watered me properly............with lots of lager..............and they would have to look after me properly.................buy me all the latest appropriate toys..new bike, wetsuit etc......................i would need to be given lots of peace and quiet for sleeping...............

and ensure that i was totally happy at all times

26/05/2011 at 14:38
seren nos wrote (see)

someone could own me if they wanted......they would have to ensure they fed and watered me properly............with lots of lager..............and they would have to look after me properly.................buy me all the latest appropriate toys..new bike, wetsuit etc......................i would need to be given lots of peace and quiet for sleeping...............

and ensure that i was totally happy at all times

ownership costs are on the high side then!

IronM.in    pirate
26/05/2011 at 14:38
I think you'll find that like cats, Pirates own you.....
Plum    pirate
26/05/2011 at 14:39

Nah

She drinks cheap lager

26/05/2011 at 14:42
How about a pirate which endlessly repeats 'pieces of eight' and shits on my shoulder?
M...eldy    pirate
26/05/2011 at 16:17
I'd happily be a kept pirate   




I do warn you that I have expensive habits
26/05/2011 at 16:19
 Are you that triathlon nun Meldy?
M...eldy    pirate
26/05/2011 at 16:51
LIVERBIRD    pirate
26/05/2011 at 17:02
M...eldy wrote (see)
I'd happily be a kept pirate   




I do warn you that I have expensive habits

You rang?
M...eldy    pirate
26/05/2011 at 17:06
I think you may have met your match  gobshite  
LIVERBIRD    pirate
26/05/2011 at 17:14
I can take her...
M...eldy    pirate
26/05/2011 at 17:39
Game on !!
M...eldy    pirate
26/05/2011 at 19:39
Cake wrote (see)
Ladies ladies you will hurt yourself with all those clothes on May I suggest you strip to your underwear and I’ll put this Vaseline over you just so you don’t hurt yourselves to much?



and you're be next if you arent careful !
LIVERBIRD    pirate
26/05/2011 at 19:41

You've got to find him first Melds.

Last seen under Booky's thumb

26/05/2011 at 20:43
A pirate is for life, not just for Christmas.
M...eldy    pirate
26/05/2011 at 20:48
LIVERBIRD wrote (see)

You've got to find him first Melds.

Last seen under Booky's thumb




Actually LB .. we'd do far better as a collaboration   
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