Is this a mad way to start?

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kittenkat    pirate
16/01/2013 at 10:06

The house looks like a friggin bomb's hit it, well like we've been burgled is closer to the mark, nothings on fire.

Yeah running took priority over the washing up and laundry this morning, as it should do.

 

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
16/01/2013 at 10:39
kittenkat wrote (see)

Any chance of starting your own business or looking at something completely in a different direction? (Don't actually know what you did)

Thinking of becoming a gigolo and looking after all the stay at home yummy mummys in the village

16/01/2013 at 18:00

As long as you've had the snip, that could be a plan.

 

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
16/01/2013 at 18:05
Do you mind ! No one has taken any sharpe implements near my bits !
kittenkat    pirate
16/01/2013 at 19:23

Don't knock it til you've tried it. D insisted on it, we dropped him off to the surgery one Saturday morning and whilst it was happening I took the kids to Sainsbury's cafe for juice and doughnuts.

So whilst he was under the knife I was stuffing my face with custard filled.

There could be some ironic analogies made about that.

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
16/01/2013 at 19:29
I have no need to try it ! I'm over 50 and married
Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
16/01/2013 at 19:34
Oh and my OH spends part of her working life giving guys the snip..... She prefers single beds at home !
kittenkat    pirate
16/01/2013 at 19:40
Dave The Ex- Spartan wrote (see)
I have no need to try it ! I'm over 50 and married

Which is the first flaw in your gigolo plan.

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
16/01/2013 at 19:42
I can dream can't I ?
kittenkat    pirate
16/01/2013 at 19:44

Well dreaming doesn't result in pregnancy, so dream on!

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
16/01/2013 at 19:46
Oh in my dreams Kylie has some lovely babies
kittenkat    pirate
16/01/2013 at 19:57

You know women shit when they deliver. Surely you'd rather dream about having sex with her?

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
16/01/2013 at 20:08
Oh I dream about that a lot And yes I have been at a birth
kittenkat    pirate
16/01/2013 at 20:22

We all have.

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
16/01/2013 at 20:45
No we haven't my brother hasn't, and 3 out of 4 of our sprogs haven't
Edited: 16/01/2013 at 20:46
kittenkat    pirate
16/01/2013 at 20:49

Ha ha, by the time you get what I said, it's going to be too late to edit your response.

Oh how I love my work.

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
16/01/2013 at 20:51
Depends if you came out of the sun roof or not ..... Now let me go back to contemplating Kylie
kittenkat    pirate
16/01/2013 at 20:55

Ok, I'm starting to believe in Aliens and anal probing for procreation (remember that episode on the Simpsons anyone?)

You will feel nothing, not even a little prick.

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
16/01/2013 at 20:58
Nope never watched the Simpsons
kittenkat    pirate
16/01/2013 at 21:01

Enjoy your evening Dave, off to watch 'Africa' with D.

It's very good, catch you in the morning.

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