Better - run with the dog, gives he/she necessary exercise and gets you out training too.
Feed natural food, and some bones now and again, no crappy dry or canned food and deffo NO table scraps - lot less "waste" material to deal with! If you're lucky enough to live in the country, you can train the dog pretty quickly not to poop on roads, paths etc. We're only 200m from a huge forest, the dogs only go on the edges of the trails, on grass, quick flick with a stick and it's hidden in the bushes, brambles or whatever.
Train your dog to behave. And give it lots of love and affection. If you can't do that - then you shouldn't have one. Period.
I presume this post is actually a wind-up?
