Joining the six millimetre high club

or 'Just do it'

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23/08/2002 at 10:24
I find that one of the advantages of running off-road, is the opportunity to discover isolated spots for outdoors nookie.

The best spots are not knee-high cornfields, (you end up with a very itchy back if you're not the one on top).

Again, it tends to be more of a summer activity for obvious reasons.

Then you play the second part of the game i.e. sneaking home!

Hint - take old clothes with you, preferably with velcro fastenings.

23/08/2002 at 10:40
So do you merely take note of these auspicious places, spy on others, or actually try it out yourself?
23/08/2002 at 10:49
Not one for obtaining vicarious pleasures by spying on others -have always been a participant, not a spectator, (unless it's the Gunners.)
23/08/2002 at 10:59
You must belong to a very special type of running club then!
23/08/2002 at 11:03
Well, going to view one sort of cannon rather than another would amuse a lot more people (get it?)
23/08/2002 at 11:04
Snoop, you seem to like getting your kit off a lot!
23/08/2002 at 11:07
Thats cos he's a dirty little bu**er!
23/08/2002 at 11:11
Will you be doing the GSR starkers? Shall I bring my camera?
23/08/2002 at 11:25
Attempting a naked sprint in the midst of 10,000 runners would not be streaking; more like plodding.

And jon, there's nothing dirty or unnatural about the human body in it's natural state -it's all in your mind.
23/08/2002 at 11:26
Ok... So you weren't joking on the Wearing Underwear thread after all!
23/08/2002 at 12:49
Caz, don't give him any ideas.
23/08/2002 at 14:53
Why not? Take my mind off of the pain :)
23/08/2002 at 14:54
Snoop do you happen to be a littlt bit of an exhibitionist?
23/08/2002 at 15:29
snoop it was pleasure to meet you at the FLM with your clothes ON....

the alternative is not altogether appetising
23/08/2002 at 15:43
No, Hilly, that's the beauty of it; it's not exhibitionism if done in private, albeit in the presence of Mother Nature.

Certainly wouldn't want to practice in front of Wolfie - there's Raymonds Revue Bar in Brewer Street W1 for those nefarious pleasures mate!
23/08/2002 at 16:03

Is it any better than Spearmint Rhino?
23/08/2002 at 16:06
Sounds refreshing Snoop!
23/08/2002 at 16:48
The thread title reminds me of a story I heard regarding the "11 minute club".

Apparently the gondola which takes you up Anoch Mhor (next one to Ben Nevis) takes 11 minutes to get from the bottom to the top. If you are lucky enough to get a car between the two of you...........

On relating this tale to a colleague, I was given the reply "What do you do for the other nine and a half minutes?"
23/08/2002 at 17:02
Nine and a half minutes is just about nuff time to do a hundred press-ups and have a cheese sandwich.

More interesting than what Mickey Rourke did in the film of the same title.

Jason, not a client of Spearmint's - too expensive - prefer the perversions of the dock areas down the East End.
23/08/2002 at 17:08

I see you've been to Browns then :-)
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