Le Tour

Oh, and Booey offered to take 'bukake Cav' off our hands.

So, any takers for Sánchez, Evans or the really skinny one?

As a fellow back-of-the-packer I'll take the Lanterne Rouge:

He may be slow but he looks a bit better than Cadel Evans!

M.ister W wrote (see)

I think it's outrageous and sexist that you're posting pictures of half naked male pro cyclists....

Ha!  She's got a comedy cycling tan!  (Needs to work on the line definition though...)

Little Nemo - No more marathons! wrote (see)

As a fellow back-of-the-packer I'll take the Lanterne Rouge:

He may be slow but he looks a bit better than Cadel Evans!

Thanks for that Nemo! This is like selling a 3-legged donkey. A real uphill struggle.

So, in order to up the stakes, I've just spoken to the lads and Evans has offered to keep his black socks on, and only do it face to face so we can stare into his watery eyes at all times. (No fighting at the back now!)

The perfect bedroom accessory - BMC black socks.

Not to be outdone, Sánchez has promised to turn up to the date in those extremely fetching - and may I say, manly - spotty shorts he was sporting in Paris. Surely this year's nº1 'hold me back' moment!

The man with no mirror - Samuel Sánchez

Come on ladies - who could possibly resist?

womem are the fussy ones..i wouldnt go for any of the male cyclists pictured- miuscles not pumped up enough

 my comedy tan remedied by wearing very short shorts whilst running, cycling...easy innit?

No, sorry, those shorts really aren't doing it for me!

Can I take some of the Domestiques for housework purposes?