Loin girding

Best training strategy?

12 messages
14/10/2008 at 21:28

I've been advised that I need to gird my loins in preparation for something, but have no idea how to go about this the right way.

Anyone got any suggestions? Should I do interval girding? Or resistance girding? Would fartlek be a good option?

I'm sure someone out there has the answer

14/10/2008 at 21:29
do you not wrap them in foil with a bit of seasoning and some lard?
14/10/2008 at 21:30

Endurance girding is the key!!

 Fartlek can happen if you take too deep a girding position.

14/10/2008 at 21:32

Should I aim to increase my girding by no more than 10% per week, do you think?

14/10/2008 at 21:34

Blimey flib blinkin blimey.


Is that you?

14/10/2008 at 21:35
Oh no, just throw all your time and energy into girding as much as possible. The loins are generally pretty resistant, some have even been known to receive knighthoods in the new year honours as recognition for this.
14/10/2008 at 21:36
No it isn't me. Him.
14/10/2008 at 21:39

Ah, so that's where Sir Loin came from!

Does he not have a French cousin, Pur?

14/10/2008 at 21:54

Next thing you know there'll be competition to win special girding shoes .... and I'll win some

14/10/2008 at 21:54

They do special girding shoes???

I want some!

gingerfurball    pirate
14/10/2008 at 22:06
I was never sure if girls had loins...or groins???  Still not sure!
14/10/2008 at 22:10
It's a well kept secret GFB but it's true.  Where would our legs fit onto if we didn't?

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