Looking for love?

What not to say...

15 messages
07/01/2014 at 16:19

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25410883

 

But how about the type of thing that will get you noticed?

I reckon "I like open-air sex and am heavily into bondage" would work.

You probably wouldn't get responses from the right sort of people but you'd definitely get responses! 

 

Any other suggestions?

07/01/2014 at 16:35

no need for online dating when you can simply stalk female members on runhub and get to know they're regular route and time and be led straight to their home address.

07/01/2014 at 16:46

 

Hahaha! 

 

skotty wrote (see)

no need for online dating when you can simply stalk female members on runhub and get to know they're regular route and time and be led straight to their home address.

You make a very good point Skotty...

Tell you what though, Ben apparently runs very close to where I work. I might track him down and hold him hostage next time the forum f*cks up...

Edited: 07/01/2014 at 16:49
07/01/2014 at 16:49

It is also a good thing not to say on a dating website...

07/01/2014 at 18:12

It's not about getting noticed it's about finding that one person who is your soul mate. Trying to get noticed just sounds like desperation. Not that I have any experience in dating agencies. 

07/01/2014 at 19:43

Ha ha, you've obviously not had any experience, lots of people are just out for a shag

08/01/2014 at 11:09

Hmm, I reckon 'I love turning up at running events and trying to work out which women are running commando...' might swing it (see many many discussions, passim).

08/01/2014 at 11:56

Just cut to the chase and say you're on the sex offenders register.

08/01/2014 at 16:49

It would definitely get you noticed - it wouldn't get you a date though 

08/01/2014 at 17:18

I'm a 37 year old woman.  I desperately want a baby.

That should get me lots of replies.

Or not.

08/01/2014 at 17:28
That's the M5 southbound clogged with desperate men heading Mouse-wards
08/01/2014 at 17:30

There's already no parking space left in my street.  It's a winner that one, I can tell you.

08/01/2014 at 19:55

Yep, definite winner.

As would be a statement to the effect of: "OMG! I just wuv, wuv, wuv fluffy bunny wabbits..!" 

08/01/2014 at 21:14

The only online dating site I've been on is RW. I think not talking about running works quite well

01/02/2014 at 20:19

Lmao, have you not heard of fetlife?  I'm told this is the place for all sorts of bondage and fetish lovers!


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