I'm not telling you lot how heavy I am, but have registered on that site, Bearity.
I'm sick of being to fat and ugly to have sex, so am going to deall with it.
First step is to go on the wagon, eat more fruit and veg and once I am no longer producing thick green snot and as such cannot walk and breathe at the same time to start to walk again.
I will never wear or become a pirate, but will do Beachy Head as a walker more quickly in 2008.
Of course this all begins tomorrow so pass me a pie, a pint and a cream bun now please 