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21/12/2011 at 10:19
PhilPub wrote (see)
That joke doesn't chime with me.  The whole scenario seems too implausible.
You're right Phil.  Who would go home for sex with their wife during lunch?
21/12/2011 at 10:23
SuperCaz wrote (see)
PhilPub wrote (see)
That joke doesn't chime with me.  The whole scenario seems too implausible.
You're right Phil.  Who would go home for sex with their wife during lunch?

Implausable at any time, let alone lunch..............................
21/12/2011 at 10:25
Maybe he went home for some self lovin' or it was someones elses wife.
21/12/2011 at 10:40
If they were Dutch miners (are there any coal seams in the Netherlands?), he may have been plugging up a dyke.
Edited: 21/12/2011 at 10:41
21/12/2011 at 10:41

and why are they sitting on a park bench?  It can't be their lunch break because pink willy went home for lunch.  Surely they'll get arrested for being naked in public ..... or sacked for not being at work .... or both?

21/12/2011 at 10:45
Obviously they wer posing for the artist.  Probably got paid more for sitting on a bench naked for a couple of minutes than they did for the whole day down the mine.
21/12/2011 at 10:48
Badly Drawn Blo-ho-ho-ke wrote (see)
If they were Dutch miners (are there any coal seams in the Netherlands?), he may have been plugging up a dyke.

Would a dyke have let herself be plugged ?
Nicko. Hdau    pirate
21/12/2011 at 10:51
Dave The Ex- Spartan wrote (see)
Badly Drawn Blo-ho-ho-ke wrote (see)
If they were Dutch miners (are there any coal seams in the Netherlands?), he may have been plugging up a dyke.

Would a dyke have let herself be plugged ?

Bobbis doesn't seem to mind
21/12/2011 at 10:54

You're making an assumption that it's a study of still life when it's a composite portrait, probably made from a series of photographs in a studio so no problems with public indecency.  Just because it's painted, doesn't mean it's not faked.

They could of course all be nudists though, living a naturist community and having a well earned sit down at the end of a very tiring day down pit.  I just hope that the bench has been thoroughly smoothed and varnished.  No one wants a splinter in their bum.

21/12/2011 at 10:56
Dave The Ex- Spartan wrote (see)
Badly Drawn Blo-ho-ho-ke wrote (see)
If they were Dutch miners (are there any coal seams in the Netherlands?), he may have been plugging up a dyke.

Would a dyke have let herself be plugged ?

Nice joke from a stand-up comedian we saw the other day. He tries to buy a butt plug, but can't get one the right size and ends up using a rawlplug instead. Good effect, and afterwards he can install a useful shelf round the back.
21/12/2011 at 12:43
MikeFrog wrote (see)
Nice joke from a stand-up comedian we saw the other day. He tries to buy a butt plug, but can't get one the right size and ends up using a rawlplug instead. Good effect, and afterwards he can install a useful shelf round the back.

How would you get it to balance if there was only a single fixing point ?
Edited: 21/12/2011 at 12:47
21/12/2011 at 12:46
How are you going to get your strides on if you have a shelf on your bum?  I suppose it might explain why so many youngsters wear their trousers below their arse.
21/12/2011 at 13:19
Wasn't that scouser guy with the big white teeth was it Froggy?  John somethingorother.  Sounds like one of his.
21/12/2011 at 13:22
Red Squirrel. wrote (see)
Wasn't that scouser  with the big white teeth was it Froggy?  Laura somethingorother.  Sounds like one of hers.
21/12/2011 at 13:23
Tsk
21/12/2011 at 13:26
Caught out by your own little door bomb there RS
21/12/2011 at 13:28

Eh?

EDIT: It's obvious I haven't been on the forum for a while; everyone seems to be talking in riddles.

Edited: 21/12/2011 at 13:29
21/12/2011 at 13:33

Hoisted by your own petard - you being past master of the edited quote.

21/12/2011 at 13:39

 Hee-hee

I don't mind, 'Laura' might tho'.

IronM.in    pirate
21/12/2011 at 13:44

Can't decide. Does Red Squirrel genuinely not understand or his he/she being disingenous?

I'm quite sure that Candy isn't getting an answer to his question though, eh, Candy?

And BDB, what do you mean you can only think if 2 and one of them is yours? do tell! (in the interests of research, of course!)

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