Most stupid or obscure injury award. - Page 4 - Clubhouse

John MacKenzie 2

28/09/2012 at 08:39

Before the start of the London to Brighton ultra i fell off the pavement and went over on my ankle, during the race i ran past/into a massive bramble bush and shreaded my arm to the point i had blood dripping off my elbow, a bit further on in the race a took a slight wrong turn and ended up the wrong side of a barbwire fence. The option of running back to the correct point didn't appeal to me so jumped the fence in the process gave myself a nice cut in my knee cap. I did look like i had been through it when i reached the finish line, dried blood down my arm and a bloody leg with a nice blood red sock.

gingerfurball pirate

pirate

28/09/2012 at 09:28

I have shared this story before but for those who missed - I nearly gave MrGFB a complete "wang-ectomy" once. We were out a walk on a lovely sunny day and I (being a bit clumsy) full on tripped and was windmilling forward - as I was falling I grabbed something to stop my fall - sadly for MrGFB it was his manhood that I caught...and nearly yanked it off...he fell to his knees yelling "you pulled me down by the c*ck!!" - it took him a little while to recover.

John MacKenzie 2

28/09/2012 at 10:05

Got sent to Iraq to find roadside bombs....
Had to be medicaly evacuated...
Broke my hand playing football!!

Fell like a proper nobber sat in the field hospital with the proper causalties

John MacKenzie 2

28/09/2012 at 10:13

I was working on a machine and had my head in a tight space, banged the back of my head, as a reflect reaction i brought my head forward and chipped my tooth.

In Aberdeen as a kid i jumped in to the swimming pool without first testing how deep the water was, bit through my lip. As an adult, on holiday in Cyprus, i jumped into the swimming pool without checking how deep the water was, split lip and chipped tooth!

by 'eck, it's hilly

28/09/2012 at 10:17

John mackenzie, have you got life insurance or did they refuse to cover?

John MacKenzie 2

28/09/2012 at 10:20

Haha, never tried to get insured.

Was in Germany doing some rock climbing, somehow we ended up on the wrong mountain, had to free climb 300meters not attached to anything other than my mate! Fortunately there was no injuries other than our egos.

John MacKenzie 2

28/09/2012 at 10:36

During basic training in the army we had mest up and as a result we all got beasted. We were on our belt buckles crawling round a motor cross track and some how i cut the end of my willie on something, didn't know until i was in the shower, boy did it sting!

Fortunately i was wearing a helmet for this one. During a bridge building exercise i ran down the wrong side of the bridge, lucky for me the training officer was there to hit me on the head with a 7pound sledge hammer to point out the error of my ways, never made that mistake again!

Got hit in the face with a training mine resulting in two very wobbly front teeth.

LIVERBIRD

pirate

28/09/2012 at 19:16

gingerfurball wrote (see)

I have shared this story before but for those who missed - I nearly gave MrGFB a complete "wang-ectomy" once. We were out a walk on a lovely sunny day and I (being a bit clumsy) full on tripped and was windmilling forward - as I was falling I grabbed something to stop my fall - sadly for MrGFB it was his manhood that I caught...and nearly yanked it off...he fell to his knees yelling "you pulled me down by the c*ck!!" - it took him a little while to recover.

I've not heard that story before! LOL!

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