Morning.
Nesh and proud 
Hope all goes well for mummy KJ
Most things taste better when grated/sliced. Slices of apple are always nicer than a whole apple. Grated carrot is better than a whole carrot. It's a foodie enigma 
And carrots taste much better when sliced into battons, but cucumber is rubbish like that (hand on chin again).
KJ are you being extra-dry when you say you don't know why the acupuncturist is called Spike?
KJ caught in Hash-brain moment
Just to prove how organised I am, we're having half the village round for a BBQ tonight. It took a while to organise.......
I've been bad. It started off with an invitation to 10 people, but then it kind of grew a bit. There were a few others I'd forgotten. Anyway, it hit 16 and that was enough, when I got an e-mail saying that there was drunken conversation last week with a couple we vaguely know, who were huffy at not having been invited. For the sake of a quiet life I invited them last Sunday, and they didn't bother replying until yesterday. They're coming
. I've told them the dress code is shorts and flip-flops, is that really bad? 
Edited: 20/10/2012 at 08:44