New poll and I need to collate the results.

Please be honest.

14 messages
kittenkat    pirate
23/11/2012 at 19:45

Do you ever get up for a shit in the middle of the night?

I've actually realised that unless I'm ill, I only wee between bed time and normal waking hours.

Thank you for your participation, you have been entered into a prize draw to be the benefactor of a will amounting to millions of $, from halfway across the world. Please also submit your bank details in case you are the lucky winner.

kk

Plum    pirate
23/11/2012 at 19:48

no...............

 

means a horrible mess in the morning though   

 

 

 

Ii dont have a bank............ I keep it all under my bed............. in a biscuit tin

kittenkat    pirate
23/11/2012 at 20:03

Plum, you 'might' have your toilet habits and banking habits mixed up.. And note I said Banking.

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
23/11/2012 at 20:04
The old prostate isn't what it was.
23/11/2012 at 20:14
Plum I'm not falling for the biscuit tin under the bed trick again!

I don't do poos cos I'm a pink and flowery girl but if I did I'd only do them in the day too
23/11/2012 at 20:18

I could give you lots of details of the physiology and behavioural aspects of people's toileting habits, but I'm sure you'd rather I didn't

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
23/11/2012 at 20:22
Oh go on Sarah. Any saddo on here on Friday night deserve all they get
Plum    pirate
23/11/2012 at 20:33

pulls up commode and pops the Pringles

kittenkat    pirate
23/11/2012 at 20:35
sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

I could give you lots of details of the physiology and behavioural aspects of people's toileting habits, but I'm sure you'd rather I didn't

Hit it (with a silent S). We need to know about scatological humor.

23/11/2012 at 21:01
Why do you ask, and are you really interested in the answer?
kittenkat    pirate
24/11/2012 at 07:50
Tom. wrote (see)
Why do you ask, and are you really interested in the answer?

I'm a Russian spy and the answers will be crucial to the complex strategy to topple the empire that is McDonalds.

 

yeo
24/11/2012 at 09:19

I'll tell Kef of you

but a few weeks ago when I had gastroenteritis, yes frequently. But normally no.

24/11/2012 at 10:30
kittenkat wrote (see)
Tom. wrote (see)
Why do you ask, and are you really interested in the answer?

I'm a Russian spy and the answers will be crucial to the complex strategy to topple the empire that is McDonalds.

 

Anything to help. A most virtuous plan.

I do not eat MaD's and therefore do not need to shit at night. The plancton that I work with do eat that crap and therefore crap continually during the night.

24/11/2012 at 12:15

Only when in Egypt.


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