New poll and I need to collate the results.

Do you ever get up for a shit in the middle of the night?

I've actually realised that unless I'm ill, I only wee between bed time and normal waking hours.

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kk

no...............

means a horrible mess in the morning though   

Ii dont have a bank............ I keep it all under my bed............. in a biscuit tin

Plum, you 'might' have your toilet habits and banking habits mixed up.. And note I said Banking.

I could give you lots of details of the physiology and behavioural aspects of people's toileting habits, but I'm sure you'd rather I didn't

pulls up commode and pops the Pringles

sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

I could give you lots of details of the physiology and behavioural aspects of people's toileting habits, but I'm sure you'd rather I didn't

Hit it (with a silent S). We need to know about scatological humor.

Tom. wrote (see)

Why do you ask, and are you really interested in the answer?

I'm a Russian spy and the answers will be crucial to the complex strategy to topple the empire that is McDonalds.

I'll tell Kef of you

but a few weeks ago when I had gastroenteritis, yes frequently. But normally no.

kittenkat wrote (see)

Tom. wrote (see)

Why do you ask, and are you really interested in the answer?

I'm a Russian spy and the answers will be crucial to the complex strategy to topple the empire that is McDonalds.

 

Anything to help. A most virtuous plan.

I do not eat MaD's and therefore do not need to shit at night. The plancton that I work with do eat that crap and therefore crap continually during the night.

Only when in Egypt.