Nick's household tips

Things to do and things not to do

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06/04/2014 at 21:49

Maybe.... 

09/04/2014 at 19:19

Nick,

I'm doing a bit of surfing, whilst sat on the loo.  Just finished, and found that there's no loo paper.

What should I do?

 

(ps... please answer quickly)

09/04/2014 at 20:46

Get up and go about your business, but wash your hands. Unless of course you were sat on the loo for other another purpose, you could be female where it could be possible to have drip dried in the time I took to answer (assuming you're still sat there waiting for a reply) or you could be a male who is indulging in a dump (shit) in which case I would remove my trousers and walk very wide legged to the nearest sink where you can wash yourself. Let's hope you don't have to cross a road ha ha   

09/04/2014 at 23:02

Nick. I want a drink but I' to lazy to stand up and walk into the kitchen to get one, do you have any advice?

09/04/2014 at 23:03

Oh..... It's ok I just shouted a lot at my OH until he gave up and got me one (a drink). 

11/04/2014 at 09:30

I can recommend a tip there but it would be for the OH

13/04/2014 at 17:47

He is well trained


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