No Breakfast

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03/05/2007 at 15:09
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little cheesed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.

He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.

He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting
any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
03/05/2007 at 15:18
LOL.
03/05/2007 at 15:19
LOL!
03/05/2007 at 15:42
I don't get it ?????
03/05/2007 at 15:47
LOL
03/05/2007 at 16:54
Scotty - what's another name for a cat? Work it out from there. That's what he won't be getting.
03/05/2007 at 16:58
Feline? Feeling?

No feeling for you this week!

Jaguar?

Won't be ablke to drive his car?

Fur-ball? Ooops.
03/05/2007 at 16:59
Feline ? nope, sorry, still don't get it
03/05/2007 at 16:59
Clue - Mrs Slocombe had one
03/05/2007 at 17:00
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
03/05/2007 at 17:02
LOL.. but with some hesitation...

I can't help noting disturbing levels of unchecked domestic violence in one so young, not to mention a grasp of sexual slang beyond his tender years. Where has the age of innocence gone?! or did it get kicked up the jacksy by some little farmyard hooligan??

or maybe I'm a sheltered individual...
03/05/2007 at 17:07
Mr. Wesley - that is funnier than the joke!!
03/05/2007 at 17:10
You may thinks it's funny. I weep with sincerety :'(
04/05/2007 at 09:42
Mr. Wesley. Can you send me details of the club you run for, or your email address? Thanks.

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