a bloke walks into his local and spies an old friend he has not seen for years.
-'alright andy mate, hows it goin?'
-'alright bill, aye not bad mate, good to see ya.'
-'so what's new, you workin?'
-'aye i'm actually a beekeeper'
-'man what a coincidence, so am I!...so what is your set-up like? ive got a dozen hives and about 5000 bees in all'
-'ah i've only got one hive'
-'just one?! fair enough, so how many bees have you got?'
-'a million bees?! it must be some size of hive mate'.
-'naw just normal size'.
-'for a million bees? they must be crushed in like buggery!'
that has passed me by completely
Is there a bit missing? Like a punch line?
I don't get it
After a bit of Googling (it's a slack day in the office) the original punchline is....
"Yeah, f**k 'em; they're only bees.”
the final line
"I fecking hate bees, feck 'em"
does that make me a geek?
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