Urgent message from Buck House
Telegram just received for all those in Team East.
"One just wanted to let you chaps know how jolly proud one is of your amazing effort.
Anything to keep Johnny Foreigner in his place.
One sees that one has wiped the smile orff that little Ponting man, now it's time for my people to wipe the smile orff ones' provincial cousins across the Pond.
One can't wait to log on here everyday to see how one's team is doing. Sod ones' bliddy grandchildens' marriages and babies, all one is interested in is the scores on the doors. One wishes one's mother was still alive, she'd be running a tote on this. Instead one's got that bliddy Middleton woman whittering on about chosing Mother of the Bride outfits.
One has prepared a little speech for you, adapted, one has to say, from something that Mr Churchill once said.
We shall run on the beaches, we shall run on the landing grounds, we shall run in the fields and in the streets, we shall run in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, RW forumites from this island or a large part of it were tired, with sore muscles and aching calves, then our loyal and faithful team members beyond the seas, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, , with all its power and might, Team East runs forth to victory. AGAIN
Arise and run, my people. One is so very proud of you.
God Bless You.
God Save Me."
Arise Lady Soup Dragon (sorry, one couldn't find the correct photo)
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