Ordinary things that have never happened to you

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I'm 41 and never been to university, driven a car and never tried caviar

I've never had an operation (have stayed in hospital though).

Other than fish and chips I have never had a carry-out Indian, Chinese, kebab meal or had one delivered. I have never had a MacDonald's burger etc. No particular reason it just never happened.

I was bemused when Fergie once said about Prince Andrew  'you don't know what it is like living with a man who has never been to a MacDonald's'

However I have been in a Chinese and Indian restaurant for meals. On one occasion while out dining with colleagues they were amazed that I had never had a carry-out meal experience. I was definitely the odd one out.

never bought a TV.

was given one once so I can't say I've never owned a TV. it lived in the loft.

I have never - 

Bought a house,

Had a child,

Got married

Had an operation

Done any sort of extreme sport

Failed an exam

Been sacked from a job

Owned a pet that wasn't a cat

I've never died.  At least half of the people that have ever been born have.

I've never been to Ikea.

I've never beaten an IT person to pulp either but if the one upstairs doesn't get a move on and fix what he's just broken I may revise that shortly ....

Deep!

The death thing, not Ikea

I've not had to pulp the IT bloke, the fixed it!  Next time he says 'this will take 5 minutes' I will know that means 2 hours

IT live in a parallel universe. He probably was only away for 5 mins in his world. Just that it isn't the same as everyone elses.

I've never pulled the fridge out to sweep behind / under it.

I've never let TP touch my dishwasher

I touch it when you were asleep so there

- the horror!

I've never listened to more than the opening 10 seconds of any Oasis song..

I think Morrisey is over-rated

I haven't listened to Radio 1 since Dave Lee Travis walked out.......

I have no interest in Coronation Street, Eastenders or any other tv soaps...

I've never been to Ibiza

I have never watched (more than a couple of minutes anyway):

Big Brother
X Factor
Britain's got Talent
The Voice

Coronation Street
Emmerdale Farm