Ordinary things that have never happened to you

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03/07/2012 at 13:43

never bought a TV.

was given one once so I can't say I've never owned a TV. it lived in the loft.

03/07/2012 at 13:47

I have never - 

Bought a house,

Had a child,

Got married

Had an operation

Done any sort of extreme sport

Failed an exam

Been sacked from a job

Owned a pet that wasn't a cat


03/07/2012 at 14:34

I've never died.  At least half of the people that have ever been born have.

03/07/2012 at 14:52

I've never been to Ikea.

I've never beaten an IT person to pulp either but if the one upstairs doesn't get a move on and fix what he's just broken I may revise that shortly ....

03/07/2012 at 15:21

I've not had to pulp the IT bloke, the fixed it!  Next time he says 'this will take 5 minutes' I will know that means 2 hours

03/07/2012 at 15:42

IT live in a parallel universe. He probably was only away for 5 mins in his world. Just that it isn't the same as everyone elses.

03/07/2012 at 15:45

I've never pulled the fridge out to sweep behind / under it.


03/07/2012 at 15:58

I've never let TP touch my dishwasher

03/07/2012 at 17:03

I touch it when you were asleep so there

03/07/2012 at 17:05

- the horror!

Dark Vader    pirate
03/07/2012 at 17:52

I've never listened to more than the opening 10 seconds of any Oasis song..

I think Morrisey is over-rated

I haven't listened to Radio 1 since Dave Lee Travis walked out.......

I have no interest in Coronation Street, Eastenders or any other tv soaps...

I've never been to Ibiza


03/07/2012 at 18:01
quack quack ooopppss
Kryten    pirate
03/07/2012 at 18:07

I have never watched (more than a couple of minutes anyway):

Big Brother
X Factor
Britain's got Talent
The Voice

Coronation Street
Emmerdale Farm

03/07/2012 at 18:31

I've never seen a James Bond film start to finish and never seen Top Gun.

I've never been stung by a bee/wasp.

I've never been to Scotland.

I've never dived (jumped yes) off of a diving board.

I've never bought a mobile phone (get given hand me downs or a work one).

I've never been skiing.

03/07/2012 at 18:36

I've never:

been drunk
failed an exam
been to Scotland, Ireland or Wales
seen Casablanca
eaten a kebab
stayed up for more than 24 hours

03/07/2012 at 19:09
Oh my God, this thread is getting sadder by the minute
03/07/2012 at 19:41
It is very sad.

I've never had a Brazilian. Or a bikini wax.
03/07/2012 at 19:46

I've never watched any soap opera, Big brother, X factor, Strictly or any programme of that nature. 

I've also never seen Star Wars

Kryten    pirate
03/07/2012 at 20:00

I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me

03/07/2012 at 20:31

LOL Kryten 

I have never read Fifty Shades of Grey

I have never had a child

I have never watched Lord of the rings

I have never laughed at an episode of The Office

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