Ordinary things that have never happened to you

I've never seen a James Bond film start to finish and never seen Top Gun.

I've never been stung by a bee/wasp.

I've never been to Scotland.

I've never dived (jumped yes) off of a diving board.

I've never bought a mobile phone (get given hand me downs or a work one).

I've never been skiing.

I've never:

been drunk
failed an exam
been to Scotland, Ireland or Wales
seen Casablanca
eaten a kebab
stayed up for more than 24 hours
 

I've never watched any soap opera, Big brother, X factor, Strictly or any programme of that nature. 

I've also never seen Star Wars

I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me

LOL Kryten 

I have never read Fifty Shades of Grey

I have never had a child

I have never watched Lord of the rings

I have never laughed at an episode of The Office

Never knew my Mum and Dad...

SR - that's why I'm a dear...

I think there an element of point of honour now in never having seen Star wars after all this time. Maybe because my not having seen it always provokes a reaction

I've done plenty of other good stuff in my life, & I'm curious about the world in general, just not about Star Wars.

I have never watched a Rocky Film

or been to the opera

or watched x factor

britains got talent (see i don;t even used the acronim)

dance on ice

stricktly dancincing

I'm sure there are many more of that ilk that i also have never seen

\still don't have a tattoo as that is so passe these days

but have both ears pierced from a deluded 80's thing

and i fecking hate Morse or Lewis or what ever its morphed into now

I've never:
- run further than 14 miles
- followed a formal training plan
- tried a sports gel
- had a sports (or any other kind of) massage
- worn a skort or running shorts

I've never seen the appeal of Cheryl Cole. 

Never watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

Never started a beautiful friendship or discovered i was not in Kansas when I though I was.

Doesn't bother me as I have my imaginary rabbit to keep me on the straight and narrow.

One point for every film alluded to.

Oh how to turn a thread around to my own evil ends....or not..mwahahahaha, mwahahahaha, mwahahahaha!

No extra points for that last one. I was just being evil.

Sorry

Never seen Star Wars or Grease or ET.

I've never seen Hadrian's wall, despite living in Cumbria and Newcastle and going to Scotland quite a bit.