People that need a damn good slap

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Double 0    pirate
15/05/2009 at 20:48
Hi Cake. I'm feeling much better, shhhhh I've had a glass of wine. I don't need anger management but I'll give your clients a good old slap for you if you want Pink?
15/05/2009 at 21:11
Anyone from English Heritage. just try doing some necessary repairs on a grade 1 listed building and you'll see what I mean
16/05/2009 at 07:29

idiots like the guy who was running along the main road leading to the local station at 8 a.m., peak busy time. 

A touch harsh you think?  The pavement was full of commuters walking to the station, so the fool was running along the road, with the traffic not against it mind you, oblivious to the heavy traffic heading to the station.  So oblivious that he ran right in to my wing mirror and knocked the casing right off it (I was not moving at the time).  When I pointed out to him that he should be running against the traffic not with it, he looked at me as if I were speaking Sanskrit.

On second thought I don't want to slap him, I want to remove him from the gene pool entirely.

Cake    pirate
18/05/2009 at 12:07

Slo sounds like they are going to remove themself's from the gene pool fairly quickly. D0 so wine removes stress? well I never.

18/05/2009 at 13:26

'More Than' the insurance company, dont use 'em they are crap,   mentally slappling hard with a cricket bat, they weazel out of thier responsibilities and leave you on hold for hours and you cant even speak to thier complaints dept as they 'dont give out that number', yeh probably coz it would be overwhelmed in 5 seconds with angry customers.

18/05/2009 at 13:54

I can't find the Walking in Races thread again so I'll put on here...

The 2 women walking abreast back along the course into the other runners in Sunday's chester half, and the two ladies who walked all the way round at the back while the marshals got wetter, and wetter, and wetter...

LIVERBIRD    pirate
18/05/2009 at 13:56

Why do I feel this burning desire to get a rifle?

I feel your pain Puffy - I really do....


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