Policing

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01/03/2013 at 18:38

Do you want pink and fluffy who worry about how you feel and will talk things to  or will grab wrongdoers by the balls and shake them till they stop ?

01/03/2013 at 18:39

The latter, please.

01/03/2013 at 18:48

Had the misfortune to be a victim of crime (nothing important) the cops spent more time asking how I felt how I was coping than they did trying to solve it which they wrote off and filed in 72 hours !  After the third phone call I asked why they were wasting some much time on being nice. I was told they get checked for their customer service more than they get for solving crime !!

cougie    pirate
01/03/2013 at 19:06
How do you know they spent more time with you that trying to solve the crime ?
Don't they do the crime solving without you ?
Or is that just what happens on tv ?
01/03/2013 at 19:15

Phoned the old bill as outside the house a large gang of drunken men were fighting and guess what they said " oh you have complained about this before " well its frigging happening again, TWO hours later they turned up.

We live 400meters from the police station.

M...eldy    pirate
01/03/2013 at 19:31

.. and if they had been inside the police stn waiting for your call then that would have been a waste of public money, perhaps they were gainfully employed elsewhere at the time?

;-

01/03/2013 at 19:41

Dont bite Mouldy

M...eldy    pirate
01/03/2013 at 19:46

01/03/2013 at 19:49

I once lived next to a pizza hut, ordered a large meat feast, some garlic bread and a bottle of fanta.....took 45 mins to deliver and i lived next door....bloody cheek.

M...eldy    pirate
01/03/2013 at 19:53

It was the fanta that did it .... they didnt have any in stock, had to go allllll the way to the other end of town to get it

01/03/2013 at 19:56

As mum always said, when i came home late, excuse excuses.

01/03/2013 at 19:57

Your mum worked at Pizza hut?

01/03/2013 at 20:02

M eldy, why would it have been a waste of public money?

01/03/2013 at 20:03

She said she was a cook!! 

M...eldy    pirate
01/03/2013 at 20:04

Because sitting in an office waiting for phone calls is not a good use of a policeman .... allegedly  

01/03/2013 at 20:12

I say bring back Jack Regan. "We're the Sweeney, son, and we 'aven't 'ad any dinner."

We need more policing like that.

01/03/2013 at 20:13
"Put your trousers on, You're nicked"
01/03/2013 at 20:17

Those were the days when cops were cops, villains were villains and women knew their place.

"Put yer knickers on and make us a cuppa tea luv."

01/03/2013 at 20:20

6 months ago a very nice ladies car struck me whilst i was getting in my car, went to the police station to report it and 4 police personal were sat in the office having a good old laugh about something or other, why the hell arnt they out on the streets, I asked myself. Probably waiting for someone to ring was the only answer I could come up with. 

M...eldy    pirate
01/03/2013 at 20:21

Cant win 'em all Roy  

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