;-)
The sandwich trolley had loads of tuna rolls today and no garlic chicken ones.
Should I complain?
Something like this then?
And definitely flounce!
Don't complain directly though Bridget because you know, people may be able to help you Post your complaint on lots of other sandwich eater and NHS service user forums/websites. That's far more effective.
Little Ninja wrote (see)
Spam sandwiches?
I'll take 6!
Oh god - even though it must have been more than 40 years ago, I can still remember how truly disgusting school dinner spam fritters were.
I can still see the semi-circle of greasy batter