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24/11/2008 at 16:47
follow the yellow-pricked toad
Symes    pirate
24/11/2008 at 16:59
Do you really think I asked for a 12" pianist?
24/11/2008 at 18:31
Dr Who
24/11/2008 at 18:34
I left my harp in Sam Planks disco
24/11/2008 at 21:19
suffer you b*tch, suffer
24/11/2008 at 21:59
if I could walk that way I wouldn't need the vaseline
25/11/2008 at 05:37
And his legs fell off
25/11/2008 at 06:10
but it's on paper view...
25/11/2008 at 07:16
all those Jap cars look the same to me
25/11/2008 at 07:54
that brandy doesn't half make your bum sore
25/11/2008 at 09:21
"lets stroll down, and f*ck them all."

(not so much a punchline, more the moral code i live my life by)

25/11/2008 at 09:22
25/11/2008 at 18:24

because he didnt have the guts to fart

27/11/2008 at 13:38
Paddys neck, paddys neck, paddys neck!
27/11/2008 at 13:47
Dont you use a vase like anyone else??
27/11/2008 at 16:48
Brace yerself , I'm gonna eat some grass .

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