Punchlines

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20/11/2008 at 13:54






 

"No, it's the cobbles"

kittenkat    pirate
20/11/2008 at 14:01

As she spoke he whirled the egg beater around and yelled “EGG BEATER!”

20/11/2008 at 14:02
It's the way I tell 'em
20/11/2008 at 14:03
"Your mum!"
20/11/2008 at 14:05

It does, doesn't it?

20/11/2008 at 14:06
Will you hold my t*t while I find my bum and scratch it?
20/11/2008 at 14:09
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kittenkat    pirate
20/11/2008 at 14:09
Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.
20/11/2008 at 14:09
' and now they've neen banned from Asda...'
kittenkat    pirate
20/11/2008 at 14:12
Better Not Publish - D'OH!
20/11/2008 at 14:13
Hey, Shark, here's that sick squid I owe you.
20/11/2008 at 14:18
"And if you carry on spanking the monkey, your arm will never get better."
20/11/2008 at 14:19
'cos he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken
LIVERBIRD    pirate
20/11/2008 at 14:23

My manners is round the corner picking up poo.....

20/11/2008 at 15:34
When I said, "tea bag," I meant like the hot, invigorating beverage!
20/11/2008 at 15:54
I'm not a welder mister; I just found this helmet!
Symes    pirate
20/11/2008 at 16:07
Well at least there's nothing wrong with your eyesight
20/11/2008 at 16:18
And it just goes to prove that Hans who does dishes is as soft as Gervaise with lime green, hairy-lipped squid
Nicko. Hdau    pirate
20/11/2008 at 16:30

Bliddy hell Arty you're still alive

"It's fowl"

Crash Hamster    pirate
20/11/2008 at 16:33
"put some more cold in!"
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