RE Classic Gaff

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28/10/2005 at 20:15
Mini is top of the class in RE (which I guess shows the value of a good old fashioned well rounded pagan upbringing if nothing else)

From her class work book I found this classic




'There are many varied and diverse religions and beliefs in the world... some of which aren't very well known - like the Quackers'.


28/10/2005 at 20:59
Hi SS- if you like stuff about student bloopers, etc, there are two books (anthologies) by Richard Lederer called "Anguished English" and "More Anguished English" which are a good laugh, stuff like "Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet", or "Squad helps dog bite victim"...plus longer messed-up essays, etc.
Duck Girl    pirate
29/10/2005 at 17:42
that is very funny.
especially 'cos i'm probably the forum's best known (if not only) Qua(c)ker.
you can tell her that we held our annual meeting around a giant duck-pond this summer too (york uni)
well done mini!
Blisters    pirate
29/10/2005 at 17:57
Mum was putting little poppet to bed and they were kneeling by the bedside.
"Let's say our prayer to Jesus" says Mum
"No, Mummy. Tonight I want to say our prayers to Harold".
"Harold? Who's Harold?"
"It's God's real name. You know....

Our Father who art in heaven
Harold be thy name"
31/10/2005 at 11:03
if quakers are supposed to be so good, how come they invented porridge? explain that if you can.
31/10/2005 at 11:20
Classic
31/10/2005 at 12:28
Did they invent porridge, I thought they only got their oats ?
31/10/2005 at 16:00
Whoever invented porridge deserve a medal. Breakfast food of the gods, IMHO.
31/10/2005 at 18:03
..but never with salt in it :S

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