Royal Baby

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kittenkat    pirate
03/12/2012 at 21:16
Emmy the red haired reindeer wrote (see)
the dude abides wrote (see)

twins. i reckon it's twins.

I'd like that....  but who would be first to the crown? the literal first born? or how would it be decided?

I honestly wish them all the best but I do feel for her. A friend of mine suffered with HG during both of her pregnancies and was hospitalised twice for dehydration... but then again - what part of Pregnancy is nice/

None of it for me except getting a baby at the end. How can an alien growing inside you and not being able to drink/run well be an enjoyable thing?

And then there is the pain of trying to shoot it out of your south end. You piddle through a straw sized opening, probably accommodate a cock that's not as big as your baby's thigh... And get expected to thrust something out of your vagina that is equivalent to shitting a watermelon.

03/12/2012 at 21:20

i think it has to be horrible....otherwize there'd be a hundred million bazillion babies!

03/12/2012 at 21:27

This baby will have a strong jawline.

03/12/2012 at 21:37

yes

03/12/2012 at 22:07

So my night with Kate Middleton was rather productive. Lol. 

03/12/2012 at 22:08

Alfred if it's a boy.........................

03/12/2012 at 22:10

I've obviously missed something here, whose pregnant?  

03/12/2012 at 22:18

Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge. Married to Prince William.

03/12/2012 at 22:25
KK - It's still more painful for a man having a kick in the balls than a woman to have a baby
03/12/2012 at 22:27

Who?

kittenkat    pirate
03/12/2012 at 22:29
carterusm wrote (see)
KK - It's still more painful for a man having a kick in the balls than a woman to have a baby

You don't get kicked in the balls for 48 hours solid, unless you are a very bad man with big balls... Fact!

kittenkat    pirate
03/12/2012 at 22:30

Or unless your balls are small enough to get made into 'that' retro desk toy.

03/12/2012 at 22:32
And don't forget we have to shave most days too. You never hear us moaning about it though !
kittenkat    pirate
03/12/2012 at 22:32

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/cen/cen0809/cen080900242/3617592-classic-desk-toy.jpg

 

kittenkat    pirate
03/12/2012 at 22:34
carterusm wrote (see)
And don't forget we have to shave most days too. You never hear us moaning about it though !

You don't 'have' to shave, you could grow like a hairy ape. And why not, it's there for an evolutionary reason: Too keep you warm and smelly, what's not to like?

kittenkat    pirate
03/12/2012 at 22:36

OH PLEASE MEN, THAT IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!

And I bid you all good night.

03/12/2012 at 22:48

Men don't get an epidural before having a kick in the balls.

03/12/2012 at 22:51

Besides, you lay down while giving birth. Us men stand up whilst shaving.

Lazy bitches! 

04/12/2012 at 07:16

I don't believe it myself.

Did they Tweet at the moment of conception? no

Did they post it on UTube?, no.

Modern couple!? Not with obscuration of this nature.

Come on guys, reveal all, this is 2012.

seren nos    pirate
04/12/2012 at 08:01

So sad that because of sickness the fact that she is pregnant has been revealed before they are ready........

imagine now if she loses the baby.the whole world will be wanting to share in her grief...........even though they don't know her.........they will pretend as if they have had a personal loss and leave flowers in public so the world can see how much they are grieving....

why can't they just leave them to be normal for as long as they can.....best way would be to just abolish the royal family and they can have their own baby.......

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