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04/12/2012 at 11:37
kittenkat wrote (see)
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And then there is the pain of trying to shoot it out of your south end. You piddle through a straw sized opening, probably accommodate a cock that's not as big as your baby's thigh... And get expected to thrust something out of your vagina that is equivalent to shitting a watermelon.

You don't piddle through the same thing that you give birth through, though!

04/12/2012 at 11:45

Timely anatomy lesson Wilkie 

Oh, and, Evening Standard - we do not need a live blog about this news! 

04/12/2012 at 12:24

As a repbulican arsehole, can I say I'll stop criticising them as soon as they get proper jobs and stop sponging off the taxpayer.

04/12/2012 at 13:28

helicopter pilot not a proper job?

04/12/2012 at 13:39

I don't really care to be honest, I have no interest in babies whatsoever.  Naturally I don't wish them any harm and hope they are all ok, but is it really worth all the hoo-haa???!!!  Is this the most news worthy thing happening in the world right now??

In the words of Pandora (Adrian Mole) "how much will he/she cost"?????

04/12/2012 at 13:41

What's the bet there's a sudden increase in the number of women claiming to have hyperemesis gravidarum instead of 'normal' morning sickness. And how do we know that's what Kate has got? They've made a point of saying that the hospital is giving away no details. I'm guessing the she's just getting special treatment beause of who she is... Not that I'm interested 

04/12/2012 at 13:46
Peter Collins wrote (see)

As a repbulican arsehole, can I say I'll stop criticising them as soon as they get proper jobs and stop sponging off the taxpayer.

Prince William is a search and rescue pilot in the Royal Air Force.

Prince Harry is an officer in the army, who has served in the Helmand Province of Afghanistan.

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
04/12/2012 at 13:48
Rickster wrote (see)
Peter Collins wrote (see)

As a repbulican arsehole, can I say I'll stop criticising them as soon as they get proper jobs and stop sponging off the taxpayer.

Prince William is a search and rescue pilot in the Royal Air Force.

Prince Harry is an officer in the army, who has served in the Helmand Province of Afghanistan.

And neither take anything from the civil list, Prince Charles via the Duchy of Cornwall supports William & Kate

04/12/2012 at 15:41

Pleased to hear of the pregnancy, I wish them well but I don't want to hear anything more about it until the birth, thank you.

04/12/2012 at 15:55
sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

What's the bet there's a sudden increase in the number of women claiming to have hyperemesis gravidarum instead of 'normal' morning sickness. And how do we know that's what Kate has got? They've made a point of saying that the hospital is giving away no details. I'm guessing the she's just getting special treatment beause of who she is... Not that I'm interested 

Of course the hospital is giving away no details!  You wouldn't expect them to talk to the press about a patient's condition, surely?

04/12/2012 at 15:57

hyperemesis gravidarum want that the Roman name for Manchester?

04/12/2012 at 16:05

I am more excited waiting to hear about the Edinburgh pandas' pregnancy!

04/12/2012 at 16:08
Night Nurse wrote (see)

But it a SERIOUS  kind of morning sickness  (according too George whatever he is called on the news tonight) how many months gone is she ? god this is going to be a long pregnancy.

i agree NN....longest ever in history and boy are we gonna hear about it

04/12/2012 at 16:08
goldbeetle wrote (see)

hyperemesis gravidarum want that the Roman name for Manchester?

Sounds more like a spell that Harry Potter would use to rustle up a roast dinner.

04/12/2012 at 16:09

my advice to the 'SERIOUS' morning sickness?...ffs ,get on with it like every other woman does......

04/12/2012 at 16:12
Martenkay wrote (see)

I am more excited waiting to hear about the Edinburgh pandas' pregnancy!

Me too - I like pandas 

04/12/2012 at 16:14

I know someone who spent nearly her whole 9 months in hospital with her severe morning sickness and she was very poorly.

04/12/2012 at 16:16
Wilkie wrote (see)
sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

What's the bet there's a sudden increase in the number of women claiming to have hyperemesis gravidarum instead of 'normal' morning sickness. And how do we know that's what Kate has got? They've made a point of saying that the hospital is giving away no details. I'm guessing the she's just getting special treatment beause of who she is... Not that I'm interested 

Of course the hospital is giving away no details!  You wouldn't expect them to talk to the press about a patient's condition, surely?

I'd be horrified if they did give details. I'm just making the point that as they aren't giving details, it's the press that have diagnosed her. 

04/12/2012 at 16:17

There won't be a pregnancy at Edinburgh Zoo - the lady panda has escaped and done a runner.

The public are asked to look out for a fat hairy female with two black eyes in central Scotland.

gingerfurball    pirate
04/12/2012 at 16:18
loulabell wrote (see)

my advice to the 'SERIOUS' morning sickness?...ffs ,get on with it like every other woman does......

If you've never had it then you can't really comment.  My daughter has this for 4 months in her pregnancies and you'll never see anyone as sick - think about the worst food poisioning you've ever had - and then think about having it every day (and possibly night) for anything up to the full nine months...it's a complete nightmare.

 

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