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Late arrivals at...

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16/09/2002 at 15:45
OK let's see how we all fair with this thread.

Ladies and Gentlemen, would you please welcome...

Mr & Mrs Rathon and their mother Ma... Rathon.

Mr & Mrs Ade and their homosexual Norwegian nephew, Gay Tor... Ade.

Mr & Mrs Gersnipple and their very cold daughter, Jo... Gersnipple.

Mr & Mrs Bennett-will-this-tread-ever-get-off-the-ground, and their son......
16/09/2002 at 16:03
Mr & Mrs Imtommytucked and their son Jesus... Imtommytucked.

All the way from Germany...
Mr & Mrs Ingtee and their son Vic... Ingtee.

Also from Germany...
Mr & Mrs Vall and their glycogen depleted, Francophile son, Hitler... Vall.
Ratbag    pirate
16/09/2002 at 16:20
Also from Germany, Frau Tratemonitor and her husband Herr....Tratemonitor.

I had to get that one in.

I'll be back....

16/09/2002 at 20:06
again form Germany Herr & Frau Kuntryrun and their son Kraus..
16/09/2002 at 20:29
You're all just MAD!
16/09/2002 at 22:48
Late arrivals -

Mr and Mrs Londo Nmarathon and their daughter . . . . now what was her name?

Well somebody had to do introduce them!
17/09/2002 at 08:42
Mr & Mrs Run and their distant Chinese cousin Tem Po...

From ancient Rome, via Dublin, Mr & Mrs O'Toomax, and their 3 children. That makes 5 O'Toomax, I mean V O'Toomax.

From Athens, Mr & Mrs Tendinitis and son, Achilles... (what a heel!)

Straight from their grand tour of Italy, Mr & Mrs Band-Syndrome, frightfully posh, and their Indian nursemaid Ayah T ...
17/09/2002 at 08:44
Well done Bear and Oldbones - I love the German contingent!!!!
17/09/2002 at 08:55
Sorry these things keep popping into my head. I hope it's amusing somebody else, 'cause I find it a great release.

Put your hands together please for the Nee family from Southern India. Yes, it's the Mysore Nees... What's this? they've brought their neighbours along, the Shins, the Nips, the Kwads, the Kaafs and the Fheet!
Ratbag    pirate
17/09/2002 at 09:02
How about that old runners favourite...

Please welcome from Ireland, the O' Ria's and their daughter Di.
17/09/2002 at 09:02
Senor y Senora Hundredmetres and their son Juan...
Ratbag    pirate
17/09/2002 at 09:06
Mr & Mrs O'zadesport and their son Luke...
17/09/2002 at 09:25
And the no-shows...

Mr and Mrs Bownes are here, but their daughter Lacie couldn't be bothered.
Mr Feet has had to come alone because his wife Fay Ray couldn't find trainers small enough. Maybe he will be pair up with Mrs Bunnie, whose husband Jim decided that his cross-training session was more important than attending the ball.
17/09/2002 at 09:50
Cheers chaps. Keep 'em coming.

From North Wales, Mr & Mrs Sdatrain and their son Ray...

From Ireland again, Mr & Mrs Alap and their son Fin...

There's got to be scope for more ISIHAC stuff. How about a runner's book club or a runner's film club.
Bring Me The Legs of Alfredo Garcia!
17/09/2002 at 10:02
Christ, your minds really are bottomless pits of trivia! Does NOBODY do any work anymore?

What do you mean, how many hours did I spend composing Forum limericks yesterday?
17/09/2002 at 10:55
You lot are all crackers! Stark raving lunatics :)
17/09/2002 at 11:11
Come on in, Cath, the water's lovely.

Mr & Mrs Bulshinsplints and their son, Terry...

Usually from Kenya but always up front, Mr & Mrs Trunners and their daughter Ellie...
17/09/2002 at 11:53
...And not forgetting our old favourite, Mr Dick E Knee.
17/09/2002 at 11:54
...or Mr Tom E Trubbles (sometimes joins me for long runs!).
17/09/2002 at 12:00
T&TM, beautifully put!
Long runs or short trots?
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