Runner's World novel.

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06/10/2012 at 09:51

As he looked up, the dwarf like figure whispered Mo, it's Leia she is your sister

06/10/2012 at 10:54

the piece of toast I left when the zorbs returned from ..................................

06/10/2012 at 12:18

Where the face of christ had been found on an oak leaf carried in on the jelly isle cleaners imitation crocs.

06/10/2012 at 12:45

Switch on the ipod and go for a full 17 mile marathon to prove he was a real runner 

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Dark Vader    pirate
06/10/2012 at 12:58

Not only surprised..  but annoyed..  that No More Nails had cost him £6.99 at B&Q..  so..  with a limp and holding his leg, he decided it was time to change his life...  no more complaining..  this time he was going to become something special.....

His chosen future is.....

 

06/10/2012 at 13:02

as a woman

Dark Vader    pirate
06/10/2012 at 13:31

... or maybe, he thought, he could become a physicist and conduct experiments in a lab...   he did get  o level physics and still has his white lab coat from school...

He pondered what his first experiment might be.....

 

06/10/2012 at 14:12

...then heard the Blue Peter theme and a somebody saying " this is one that was prepared earlier" his jaw dropped and there before him was......

06/10/2012 at 14:34

...came flying down and out jumped a lady shouting "Mr Grey get the whips and chains out!" whilst wearing a sombrero...

06/10/2012 at 14:50

is culturally a major faux pas, the main charater of this story (whose name is unclear at this point) decided to eat the chocolate spaceship as he was at this time (luncheon) feeling rather pekish...

06/10/2012 at 16:35

Jemima?

06/10/2012 at 19:45

then Jemima realised she was over her suggested Stillman Formula bodyweight of 1kg for a 6footer and decided instead to have some salad.... 

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Dark Vader    pirate
06/10/2012 at 19:54

The salad was the lettuce contained within 16 Big Macs...

She pondered.....

 

 

Edited: 06/10/2012 at 19:54
06/10/2012 at 20:02

...should I have a gastric band fitted to prove that I am a real runner and a real woman despite being called "Bert" by SuperCaz

IronCat5    pirate
06/10/2012 at 20:15

or should I put my inhibitions aside and go to the RW Christmas bash alone?

 

06/10/2012 at 20:23

...wearing full dress Pirate gear and my IPod at full blast just to show .....

06/10/2012 at 20:28

And to add insult to injury, no place in the VLM.

06/10/2012 at 20:37

but do have a permanent place in a secure institution because...

IronCat5    pirate
06/10/2012 at 20:41

She'd been in the institution's ballot for 5 consecutive years. As she pondered these thoughts she heard footsteps behind her...

Dark Vader    pirate
06/10/2012 at 20:41

I am a Christian...  and also a lesbian...   

 

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