Runner's World novel.

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06/10/2012 at 08:46

...where he was given the freedom of the city of Sheffield, which gives him to right to graze his...

Nurse Ratched    pirate
06/10/2012 at 09:26

knees.

06/10/2012 at 09:51

As he looked up, the dwarf like figure whispered Mo, it's Leia she is your sister

kittenkat    pirate
06/10/2012 at 10:20

in crime, yes you were born a woman. Now here are the keys to the safe, go and recover the...

06/10/2012 at 10:54

the piece of toast I left when the zorbs returned from ..................................

kittenkat    pirate
06/10/2012 at 11:20

hell with a garden gnome with flashing eyes, horns and a gigantic penis.

The toast was burnt too but it holds a secret, it's just figuring it out that's the problem. The place to start is in the jelly isle at the local Tesco.

06/10/2012 at 12:18

Where the face of christ had been found on an oak leaf carried in on the jelly isle cleaners imitation crocs.

kittenkat    pirate
06/10/2012 at 12:35

After reporting the cleaner for inappropriate footwear, he took the leaf to the forest via the drive through in Maccy D's.

He held the leaf up into a beam of sunlight deep deep in the forest and discovered he'd actually eaten the leaf and was holding up the gherkin from his burger instead.

What to do now?

Edited: 06/10/2012 at 12:36
06/10/2012 at 12:45

Switch on the ipod and go for a full 17 mile marathon to prove he was a real runner 

Edited: 06/10/2012 at 12:45
kittenkat    pirate
06/10/2012 at 12:51

He was a bit surprised when his leg fell off at mile 5.

Dark Vader    pirate
06/10/2012 at 12:58

Not only surprised..  but annoyed..  that No More Nails had cost him £6.99 at B&Q..  so..  with a limp and holding his leg, he decided it was time to change his life...  no more complaining..  this time he was going to become something special.....

His chosen future is.....

 

06/10/2012 at 13:02

as a woman

kittenkat    pirate
06/10/2012 at 13:03

to commit the perfect crime without using forceps or the small selection of smurf models he got from a petrol station years ago.

Dark Vader    pirate
06/10/2012 at 13:31

... or maybe, he thought, he could become a physicist and conduct experiments in a lab...   he did get  o level physics and still has his white lab coat from school...

He pondered what his first experiment might be.....

 

06/10/2012 at 14:12

...then heard the Blue Peter theme and a somebody saying " this is one that was prepared earlier" his jaw dropped and there before him was......

kittenkat    pirate
06/10/2012 at 14:25

a chocolate spaceship

06/10/2012 at 14:34

...came flying down and out jumped a lady shouting "Mr Grey get the whips and chains out!" whilst wearing a sombrero...

06/10/2012 at 14:50

is culturally a major faux pas, the main charater of this story (whose name is unclear at this point) decided to eat the chocolate spaceship as he was at this time (luncheon) feeling rather pekish...

kittenkat    pirate
06/10/2012 at 14:51

and still female

06/10/2012 at 16:35

Jemima?

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