Puddleduck!
then Jemima realised she was over her suggested Stillman Formula bodyweight of 1kg for a 6footer and decided instead to have some salad....
The salad was the lettuce contained within 16 Big Macs...
She pondered.....
...should I have a gastric band fitted to prove that I am a real runner and a real woman despite being called "Bert" by SuperCaz
or should I put my inhibitions aside and go to the RW Christmas bash alone?
...wearing full dress Pirate gear and my IPod at full blast just to show .....
that you can be arrested without actually committing a crime.
And to add insult to injury, no place in the VLM.
but do have a permanent place in a secure institution because...
She'd been in the institution's ballot for 5 consecutive years. As she pondered these thoughts she heard footsteps behind her...
I am a Christian... and also a lesbian...
... said someone...
.....called the Rev Pat from a USA bible show....
The Lord said to me... give me $20 milion by the weekend and all your sins will be forgotten....
So... I got out my credit card...
The card number is 4647 7685 9990 0123 and the CSV number is 138
Suddenly something happened....
which resulted in diarrhea
---and his trousers were wet....
( I have never known how to spell that, can't I say voluminous shit instead?)
....clouds parted and a deep voice said "shit only happens in Americay"...
You just have, but what has this to do with the price of bread?
What running clothes should I wear for a race four weeks time in this unpredictable climate?
