Runner's World novel.

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kittenkat    pirate
06/10/2012 at 16:39

Puddleduck!

06/10/2012 at 19:45

then Jemima realised she was over her suggested Stillman Formula bodyweight of 1kg for a 6footer and decided instead to have some salad.... 

Edited: 06/10/2012 at 19:46
Dark Vader    pirate
06/10/2012 at 19:54

The salad was the lettuce contained within 16 Big Macs...

She pondered.....

 

 

Edited: 06/10/2012 at 19:54
06/10/2012 at 20:02

...should I have a gastric band fitted to prove that I am a real runner and a real woman despite being called "Bert" by SuperCaz

IronCat5    pirate
06/10/2012 at 20:15

or should I put my inhibitions aside and go to the RW Christmas bash alone?

 

06/10/2012 at 20:23

...wearing full dress Pirate gear and my IPod at full blast just to show .....

kittenkat    pirate
06/10/2012 at 20:24

that you can be arrested without actually committing a crime.

06/10/2012 at 20:28

And to add insult to injury, no place in the VLM.

06/10/2012 at 20:37

but do have a permanent place in a secure institution because...

IronCat5    pirate
06/10/2012 at 20:41

She'd been in the institution's ballot for 5 consecutive years. As she pondered these thoughts she heard footsteps behind her...

Dark Vader    pirate
06/10/2012 at 20:41

I am a Christian...  and also a lesbian...   

 

Dark Vader    pirate
06/10/2012 at 20:42

... said someone...

 

06/10/2012 at 20:45

.....called the Rev Pat from a USA bible show....

Dark Vader    pirate
06/10/2012 at 20:52

The Lord said to me...  give me $20 milion by the weekend and all your sins will be forgotten....

So...  I got out my credit card...

The card number is   4647 7685 9990 0123   and the CSV number is 138

Suddenly something happened....

kittenkat    pirate
06/10/2012 at 20:54

which resulted in diarrhea

06/10/2012 at 20:55

---and his trousers were wet....

 

kittenkat    pirate
06/10/2012 at 20:55

( I have never known how to spell that, can't I say voluminous shit instead?)

06/10/2012 at 21:04

....clouds parted and a deep voice said "shit only happens in Americay"... 

06/10/2012 at 21:05

You just have, but what has this to do with the price of bread?

06/10/2012 at 21:42

What running clothes should I wear for a race four weeks time in this unpredictable climate?

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