Runner's World novel.

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19/10/2012 at 14:24

"CUT chrissakes I said CUT!" shouted Steven as he started his spiel " What is all this! Goddammit I wanna hear geee-tars! I wanna hear 'Guantanaaa-mera!I wanna hear carnivaaal drums beating! I wanna see limbo dancers! I wanna see beoooo-tifoool brown dancing girls in sparkly costumes! Who are all these cheesey guys with an ass!"  Peanuts eyes him reproachfully ( thinks: Me an ass! Where is my Man with No Name?) Steven continues his spiel " Phew,I am so hot on this beach, bring me a 'buddy' buddy" he tells his P.A. whereupon a naked man is presented to him within seconds " Wha.... wha... what the hell is this? Who is that jerk!?" he screams. His P.A. says politely "You asked for a 'nuddy' buddy Steve..." " Are you maaad!!  Have you gone deaf! I wanted a 'buddy' a budweiser, a beer!! Gott in himmel!  (thinks: Oh Gott now I am talking german!) Get that bum outta here fast or it'll be the hearest I ever get to an Oscar again!"....................................................


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