Let's write a novel. Each add a bit to it. I'll start it off.
Once upon a time...
... a thread was in danger of dying.
... but it was saved...
...by a courageous superhero named...
ah but that would give the plot away...
Bert...
"yes mum"
I have an unnatural fixation about IPods
But nothing that a quick podcast download couldn't sort out.
Shouldn't you talk to Dad about this?
But Dad's real name is Jim. I'm scared...
The names Bond JAMES bond!
I am a billionaire and will see you in the red room
Why does Pussy call you "Jim" does she think having money galore you can fix it about unnatural fixations?
Jim walks into the red room.. he is shocked when he opens the box on the table that is labelled in massive red letters 'DO NOT OPEN THIS BOX'.. inside was......
a twat.
So Jim took out the wimple, what was this disguise for....
Don't know but it didn't fit anyway.
So they took his hook, replaced it with a plastic fork and put him on a Ryan Air flight to America and his date with destiny.
Unfortunately, the Home Office had forgotten his ESTA, so he was sent back to the UK.
