Skoda/Robin Reliant Jokes - Clubhouse

Xerxes

17/09/2002 at 19:31

A man walks into a garage and says "can I have a petrol cap for my skoda?" and the mechanic replies "OK, sounds a fair swap".

What do you call a Robin Reliant with no wheels and a football on the back seat? A whistle.

What do you call a one-wheeled Robin Reliant with twin exhausts? A wheelbarrow.

Barkles

17/09/2002 at 19:35

A roofless skoda ? A skip.

neilruns .

17/09/2002 at 20:16

What do you call a Skoda full of food?
A Lada.

Scotty.

17/09/2002 at 21:45

Why do Skodas have heated rear windows ?
To keep your hands warm on cold mornings when you're pushing them.

Ratbag

pirate

18/09/2002 at 09:50

How do you double the value of a Skoda?

Fill the tank with petrol..

What's the difference between a Skoda and a sheep?

It's more embarrassing to be seen coming out of the back of a Skoda..

Warrior in Woolworths

18/09/2002 at 21:17

What's the difference between paula Radcliffe's bra and a Skoda?

You feel a bigger tit in a Skoda.

Weep Iglet

18/09/2002 at 22:07

What d'you call a Skoda on a mountain top?

A miracle :)

Colchester Coyote

20/09/2002 at 00:38

I dont need a joke, I used to sell these for a living when they were still the old shape that we all love!!!!

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