Skoda/Robin Reliant Jokes

...used to be lots of these

7 messages
17/09/2002 at 19:35
A roofless skoda ? A skip.
17/09/2002 at 20:16
What do you call a Skoda full of food?
A Lada.
17/09/2002 at 21:45
Why do Skodas have heated rear windows ?
To keep your hands warm on cold mornings when you're pushing them.
Ratbag    pirate
18/09/2002 at 09:50
How do you double the value of a Skoda?

Fill the tank with petrol..

What's the difference between a Skoda and a sheep?

It's more embarrassing to be seen coming out of the back of a Skoda..
18/09/2002 at 21:17
What's the difference between paula Radcliffe's bra and a Skoda?

You feel a bigger tit in a Skoda.
18/09/2002 at 22:07
What d'you call a Skoda on a mountain top?

A miracle :)

20/09/2002 at 00:38
I dont need a joke, I used to sell these for a living when they were still the old shape that we all love!!!!

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