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Snoop Dogg

20/08/2002 at 11:11

Have just read the thread on thinking about sex whilst running.

Better than that is 'sneaking', which for those not initiated in the pastime, is going for a run after dark, stripping naked, then running home in the nuddy.

As a thrill seeker, it's hard to beat.

Can't do it in town centres (that's called streaking), and remote countryside doesn't really count either - the trick is to dodge behind cars or into gardens on the way home to avoid being detected. Summertime is also the best time of year.

For best effect try it with your best (opposite sex) pal.

Prize for the best report by the end of the week.

WildWill..... pirate

pirate

20/08/2002 at 11:16

I thought that was called a stag night ;o)

Will

Jason L

20/08/2002 at 11:17

Snoop is this an invitation for jon?

Nessie

20/08/2002 at 11:23

You sound very knowledgable Snoop. Are you to be the first to post a "sneaking" report? How many times have you "sneaked"? And did you get caught? Did you do it after dark, or in broad daylight?

I suspect that Scotland is not the best place for this practice, due to both the temperature and the midgies, but if I do succumb to temptation, of course the forum will be the first to know (hopefully, and not the local constabulary!)

20/08/2002 at 11:28

Sounds strange Snoop. Glad I live 50 miles away from you ;-)

JL - How are you feeling today John Wayne

Mike S

20/08/2002 at 11:33

I've done a few of these. Fortunately, I then wake up.

Snoop Dogg

20/08/2002 at 11:39

Personally speaking Jeanne, the most recent, and only attempt this year, was down at Croyde Bay in North Devon earlier this month, when on a holiday camp site.

Went for a jog along Saunton Sands, and then a skinny dip on a really warm evening.

Didn't bother putting on running gear afterwards, and being only a mile and a half from the site, ran back around headland along the Coastal Path then thru the camp site - that was the tricky part as it was a family site - don't think I was observed, but a couple of close calls.

Jason L

20/08/2002 at 11:53

BK - Legs are fine today, but seem to be covered in insect bites from Sundays race.

Are you still walking like John W?

Velociraptor

20/08/2002 at 12:01

So now I know what the cyclist whom I passed in my car a few weeks ago was doing. I wondered why the poor old geezer was pedalling along one of Birmingham's main roads in the total scud - assumed that either he was one of our care in the community success stories or his lady of the night had impounded his clothes in lieu of payment.

Thanks, Snoop!

Cheers, V-rap.

20/08/2002 at 12:10

Jason - A lot better. Tempted by Theale, DW's and Mrs and doing it?

V-rap - I don't think Snoops going to take too kindly to 'poor old geezer'. He's not poor, I've seen his car. And one Geezer is enough. As for the old...

Don Minquez

20/08/2002 at 12:25

What about his car? I need to know how I'll be travelling to windsor!

20/08/2002 at 12:34

Its an open top Alfa I think. You'll be in the boot

Jason L

20/08/2002 at 12:55

BK - Not doing Theale.
Need to do 14 this weekend for my dublin training. Also trying my first 5k on Monday.

Don Minquez

20/08/2002 at 12:58

Lovely! Although I suspect he'll hire a brown Austin Allegro for my benefit

20/08/2002 at 13:10

Jason. Good luck with the 5k, I want to do one sometime. where is it?

Jon - Be gratefull for small mercies as someone once told from Devon when they saw this bloke running around naked.

Don Minquez

20/08/2002 at 13:17

Tee Hee! I was thinking of you last night when I had red knees!

20/08/2002 at 13:21

That makes Ratbag and I who both have to worry about you then. Careful Jon it takes nothing to get a reputation on this site especially once New Runner has you in her sights

Hildegard

20/08/2002 at 13:22

Snoop - I think you need to graduate from sneaking to real streaking. I did it once, at midnight before exams at university, along with lots of other mad, stressed out students. Snow and ice everywhere! I'm sure I set a sprinting PB that night! When you know people are watching, you definitely go faster. Anyway, enjoy your naughtiness while the summer weather still lasts.

Don Minquez

20/08/2002 at 13:23

GASP! They're everywhere!

BK- Worry all you want, it won't change me!

20/08/2002 at 13:26

Snoop, if you do it in daylight, don't forget you've got more places to put the suntan lotion. Oh, this doesn't bear thinking about