So I sent my mum a birthday card

And forgot to write anything in it

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06/11/2013 at 19:28

And then this afternoon, caught myself trying to dial out on a calculator. I'd got as far as the area code before I realised I was clutching the incorrect implement to make a phone call. 

Please tell me you all do this stuff too?

M...eldy    pirate
06/11/2013 at 19:42

I discovered that I cannot change the channels on the tv with my phone

Its an age thing   

06/11/2013 at 19:45

Actually there may be an app for that. 


Changing channel not your age

06/11/2013 at 19:45

My car key alarm button does not unlock the back door of the house

06/11/2013 at 19:48
I prepared for the roast lamb sunday lunch by defrosting a pork joint overnight.
06/11/2013 at 19:53

And my phone doesn't work very well as a mouse

06/11/2013 at 20:16

I used lip stick to cover up a spot instead of concealer on Monday

06/11/2013 at 20:32

I haven't done anything silly yet, but then I'm still young...ish.

However, it was my birthday on Monday and my dad called me in the morning, talked about this and that, even mentioning the birthday card he sent me, then he rang off. An hour later he called to say happy birhtday...

06/11/2013 at 20:34

I went to put a dirty mug in the freezer instead of the dishwasher.

06/11/2013 at 20:37

My OH once went out for a run, very usefully taking his locker key with him instead if his house key.

Cue journey all the way back home from work to let him in

06/11/2013 at 21:02

Used key board in the office as dial code errrrrrrr more than once , quick look round incase anybody spotted me



06/11/2013 at 21:16

Come to think of it I did try to put the kettle in the fridge.  Really couldn't work out why the bloody thing wouldn't go in 

06/11/2013 at 21:18

I was looking for my toothbrush replacement heads the other day, was about to accept that I forgot to pack them, then I found them in the fridge...

06/11/2013 at 21:21

I've narrowly avoided emptying the tea cup warming water in the dustbin rather than the sink a number of times.

The late Christopher Martin-Jenkins (cricket commentator) notably took the TV remote control from his hotel room rather than his mobile phone.

06/11/2013 at 21:44
I found my packed lunch in the freezer recently. Wouldn't be so bad if it hadn't been salad!
07/11/2013 at 09:54

I get my train ticket out to get into my office, get my work pass out to get into my house...  

I've been known to throw a pair of socks in the the bin instead of the washing machine.

I locked myself out once after making sure I had my key in my hand before I closed the door, but then found that it was my car key.

07/11/2013 at 10:32

Couple of months back I rinsed my mouth out with neat floor cleaner instead of mouthwash - wasn't nice - well they were both green so easy mistake. 

gingerfurball    pirate
07/11/2013 at 10:37

It's a daily campaign to see where MrGFB has left his iPhone....can't tell you how many times that thing has gone AWOL!

07/11/2013 at 10:43
Wilkie wrote (see)

I get my train ticket out to get into my office, get my work pass out to get into my house...  


I do get my work pass and travel pass mixed up quite a lot. It's usually trying to use my travel pass to get into the office rather than vice versa though, so I suspect the reason isn't very deep in my subconcious! 

07/11/2013 at 10:47

I went for a night out and had to go home at around 9 with burning armpits (and more) I jumped back into the shower and afterwards found my wife's suede shoe cleaner right where I normally keep my spray deodorant 

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