Spanish speaker needed

oh hell, i should have expected all this!  mind you, it has cheered me up after one hell of a day at work.

1 - jose is our head of modern foreign languages

2 - he doesn't have big 'pechos' as far as i can tell, in fact, he looks quite lean.

3 - he is spanish, so please don't tell me to write phrases in his card that might insult any female member of his family as he's quite a nice bloke and i don't want to upset him

muchos gracias once again.

tweety

Tweety - my first post was serious. They should do fine. The rest is a pile of poo.

FB - su salvavidas 

Tweety - muchas gracias 

DM - vete a tomar por culo

It's the teacher in me, sad pathetic person that I am.

The spanish from Azacaya is relieable as for pechos I don't know and long and bitter experiance has shown me not to comment regarding a ladies cuerpo.

fb, Whats under the seats?

Lifejacket!

Your life jacket is under your seat!

Azacaya wrote (see)

LOL! Just like your avatar! And who knows, maybe José has got big tits. I know loads of blokes with bigger, er, 'pechos' than me.

no, no tengo melones

but i remember an important quote in spanish regarding this matter:

 "Teta que la mano no cubre, no es teta sino ubre"

or

"Teta que no cubre mano, no es teta sino grano"

Hope it helps.

Surely we're not talking about the same José?!?!

Did my version of the get well card hit the mark?