stopped whilst out running, by...........

an armed policeman!!!!!!!!!

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27/04/2004 at 15:59
Rod Stewart did a song "Do you think I'm sexy?" surely a dangerous ploy that could/should have horribly backfired. Rod Stewart ruined leggy blondes for me, who could take any of them seriously after the succession he's had?

Good luck to him and £millions.
27/04/2004 at 16:01
just found out what it's all about.

prince charles is visiting waltham abbey and using rod's estate to land his helicopter in, then be driven to the abbey, which is only about 5 miles away.
27/04/2004 at 16:03

And they are on the lookout - Osama bin Legless has been spotted in the area.
27/04/2004 at 16:07
...probably for the best that you didn't knee him in the cajones then.
27/04/2004 at 16:08
I think its disgraceful.

Orange lycra and a headband. He should have arrested you.
27/04/2004 at 16:19
Years ago this copper stopped my brother on his bicycle and the questioning went like this

rozzer : is this your bike ?
brother : yes
rozzer : it doesn't look like your bike
27/04/2004 at 16:26
A perfectly reasonable assumption there Bobolink. Don't you know that bikes are supposed to look like their owners?
27/04/2004 at 16:31
...was it a Budgie?
27/04/2004 at 16:36
I'd rather not say what's in the saddlebag it's personal.
Nicko. Hdau    pirate
27/04/2004 at 16:59
Oh and dont know if you lot have noticed...the penny has just dropped :)

Legless and R*****G have been used together on the URWFRC.....Wheres that bloody copper....

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