Sunday joke

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08/06/2003 at 14:40
What do you call a woman with a pint on her head playing snooker?

Beatrix Potter

(beer-tricks potter ) in case like me it took a while to understand
08/06/2003 at 14:42
Yeah thanks for that :)
08/06/2003 at 14:44
Caz i'm sorry but in my defence its still raining, the washing is still wet on the line, hubby is on the way to Cork, kids are all busy and i'm bored.
08/06/2003 at 14:46
Boo! Get off!
08/06/2003 at 14:47
08/06/2003 at 14:47
Muttley o.k it was bad but it came off the back of a bag of wotsits
08/06/2003 at 14:48
Oh anyone got any christmas cracker jokes, or lollypop ones? (Do they still do jokes on lollysticks?)
08/06/2003 at 14:50
No but here is another wotsits joke
What do you call a rich bear?
Winnie the pools !
08/06/2003 at 14:50
Taxi for Dr Cathy!
08/06/2003 at 14:51
08/06/2003 at 14:51
Taxi or white coat?
08/06/2003 at 14:54
Hey don't dis me i'm a practioner over at Dr Nics i've got my own consulting rooms complete with fluffy towels
08/06/2003 at 16:38
I just went out to buy a jar of HP sauce, but they told me it would cost 6p a month for the next two years...

(sorry - just had to share that little one with you - it took me ages to get it)
08/06/2003 at 16:45
good one chaos
08/06/2003 at 18:06
Two budgies sitting on a perch.

One says to the other 'can you smell fish?'
08/06/2003 at 18:08
Wardi i don't unerstand
08/06/2003 at 18:15
Two fish in a tank

One turns to the other

"How do you drive this thing ?"
08/06/2003 at 18:15
I don't understanfd these jokes
08/06/2003 at 18:16

A perch is a type of fish DC
08/06/2003 at 18:19
Oggy thank you
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