Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jimlad.

18 messages
19/09/2012 at 11:31

Today, 19th September is Talk Like a Pirate day.

Splice the mainbrace Jimlad, or ye'll be walking the plank!

19/09/2012 at 12:32

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

19/09/2012 at 13:21

Shiver mi' timbers Cinders, that was right terrible.

Booo    pirate
19/09/2012 at 13:22

talk like a pirate day you say ? .. ok then ...

"well, I did the swim in just under 55 with a real fast T1, then on to the bike I was cruising it until my X55 uber-soft track special edition decided to give out on me so had to change it, but still managed a great T2 going in to the run, but I hadn't done any training so it was ...........ZZzzzzzzzz "   





I'm sorry my little yellow and black friends, someone had to do it !!


19/09/2012 at 13:23

19/09/2012 at 13:25

How do you know when you're talking to an Ironman?

He'll tell you......

LIVERBIRD    pirate
19/09/2012 at 13:33


LIVERBIRD    pirate
19/09/2012 at 13:34

That dog is SO annoyed......

19/09/2012 at 14:29

Rumour has it that Liverbird is a successful pirate ... and has quite a lot of booty.

19/09/2012 at 14:30
Never believe everything you read in the papers
19/09/2012 at 14:36
Muttley wrote (see)

Rumour has it that Liverbird is a successful pirate ... and has quite a lot of booty.

Do you mean booby?

LIVERBIRD    pirate
19/09/2012 at 18:39

I have plenty of both ta!

19/09/2012 at 19:55

Pirates support Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsenal.

19/09/2012 at 20:28

What's a pirates favourite sweet?


19/09/2012 at 21:00

Guy in a bar notices a pirate standing next to him, complete with wooden leg, hook hand and eye patch.

'Hope you don't mind me asking, but how did you get the wooden leg?' says the guy.

'Aaarrr, I had to walk the plank an' when I fell into the sea, me leg was bitten off by a shark'

'Nasty. What about the hook?'

'Aaarrr, i got inta a fight wi' Long John Silver an' he cut off me hand wi' his cutlass'

'Ouch! How did you lose your eye then?'

'Aaarrr, I was scannin' the horizon fer enemy ships an' a seagull shat in me eye.'

'But surely you wouldn't lose your eye just because of that?'

'Aaarrr, I'd forgotten about the hook...'

19/09/2012 at 21:09

Hey KK! And that's me with my slap on too...


21/09/2012 at 09:25

Avast behind!

22/09/2012 at 18:39

In that case this is appropriate

The Pirate Sketch from The Million Pound Radio Show

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