Tesco horse jokes.

Post them here.

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16/01/2013 at 20:06

Well personally I can't wait to try the new Tesco quarter pandas. 

17/01/2013 at 07:06

They found out about the horse meat while doing DN Neigh tests

17/01/2013 at 08:43
I liked the Tesco is renaming its "Finest" range as "Thorough bred". Teehee
17/01/2013 at 09:12
When they said they were award winning burgers I didn't think they meant the Cheltenham Gold Cup
17/01/2013 at 09:29

Went to Tesco's cafe for my lunch yesterday. The waitress said 'Would you like anything on your burger?' I said 'A fiver each way.'

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17/01/2013 at 12:22
Just been to tesco and bought bottle of Bacardi,a bottle of lambs and some burgers
So that's white rum, navy rum and red rum
17/01/2013 at 13:49

I just discovered that an anagram for hamburgers is... Shergar bum...

17/01/2013 at 14:33


you guys should really rein it in.

17/01/2013 at 15:43
The jokes and comments and this thread are fine compared to my sisters Facebook page(which I refuse to comment on) I quote " It's the Muslims I feel for as they have also found traces of pork" What Muslims buys value Tesco burgers? Have they never heard of Halal? Apparently it's bad form to slag off your sisters friends on t'internet. Well face to facebook it is. So I'm slagging her off here.
17/01/2013 at 19:02


Ali Bear - great pics! 

My doctor told me today to watch what I eat, so I went out & bought tickets for the Grand National.

17/01/2013 at 19:36

Sussex Runner that's been bugging me too along with comments about Jewish people annoyed about pork in the burgers, since when were Tesco Value burgers ever promoted as being Halal or Kosher?

I'm surprised nobody has started on the "Only Fools and Horses" theme: -

Stick a pony in your burger,

Fetch the horse box for the van,

'Cause if you want the best 'uns

But you don't ask questions,

Then Tescos is your man...

17/01/2013 at 20:23

Had a Tescos burger yesterday...

...still got a bit between my teeth

18/01/2013 at 23:57
I also had a Tesco value burger yesterday. It was nice, although a little firm in places.
19/01/2013 at 08:58
SR - you could really get your sister's mates' backs up by protesting against the cruelty of halal-produced meat, and the lack of compulsion to label food which contains halal meat. I'd rather eat pre-stunned horse than ritually slaughtered pig.
19/01/2013 at 11:36
I'm not pro Halal Ray. Just pointing out that a Muslim wouldn't be eating Tesco value burgers. Just reeks of those old 70s (no apostrophe) comedians who were so ignorant of the people who were the butt of their jokes.
28/01/2013 at 12:24

Someone in our local Tescos must have a sense of humour. My wife went in and bought my aniversary card but everytime the cashier tried to scan it it came up as horsemeat

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