Tesco horse jokes. - Page 2 - Clubhouse

Rickster

16/01/2013 at 20:06

Well personally I can't wait to try the new Tesco quarter pandas.

yeo

17/01/2013 at 07:06

They found out about the horse meat while doing DN Neigh tests

kittenkat

pirate

17/01/2013 at 07:59

‘What next? My Lidl Pony?’

kittenkat

pirate

17/01/2013 at 08:00

Rickster wrote (see)

Well someone had to start a thread on this subject at some point.

Don't eat Tesco burgers. they have a very high Shergar content.

Tesco barcodes are said to contain zebra meat.

Waitrose burgers are said to contain unicorn meat.

Any more?

The uniQuorn is in the veggie burgers

kittenkat

pirate

17/01/2013 at 08:01

I got some Tesco burgers out of the freezer earlier aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnndddddddddd they’re off!

Dave The Ex- Spartan pirate

pirate

17/01/2013 at 08:43

I liked the Tesco is renaming its "Finest" range as "Thorough bred". Teehee

Sussex Runner (NLR)

17/01/2013 at 09:12

When they said they were award winning burgers I didn't think they meant the Cheltenham Gold Cup

Eyegor

17/01/2013 at 09:29

Went to Tesco's cafe for my lunch yesterday. The waitress said 'Would you like anything on your burger?' I said 'A fiver each way.'

Rickster

17/01/2013 at 09:55

http://s3.runnersworld.co.uk/members/images/18481/gallery/jk.jpg?width=350

AliBear30

17/01/2013 at 12:14

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/431461_10152429880400037_108028391_n.jpg

AliBear30

17/01/2013 at 12:15

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/397988_491634904220346_1023550474_n.png

AliBear30

17/01/2013 at 12:16

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/537458_462117203851825_836853376_n.jpg

moof

17/01/2013 at 12:22

Just been to tesco and bought bottle of Bacardi,a bottle of lambs and some burgers
So that's white rum, navy rum and red rum

moomoo

17/01/2013 at 13:49

I just discovered that an anagram for hamburgers is... Shergar bum...

the dude abides

17/01/2013 at 14:33

ok ENOUGH.

you guys should really rein it in.

Sussex Runner (NLR)

17/01/2013 at 15:43

The jokes and comments and this thread are fine compared to my sisters Facebook page(which I refuse to comment on) I quote " It's the Muslims I feel for as they have also found traces of pork" What Muslims buys value Tesco burgers? Have they never heard of Halal? Apparently it's bad form to slag off your sisters friends on t'internet. Well face to facebook it is. So I'm slagging her off here.

andy x

17/01/2013 at 19:02

Ali Bear - great pics!

My doctor told me today to watch what I eat, so I went out & bought tickets for the Grand National.

Elizabeth Dix 4

17/01/2013 at 19:36

Sussex Runner that's been bugging me too along with comments about Jewish people annoyed about pork in the burgers, since when were Tesco Value burgers ever promoted as being Halal or Kosher?

I'm surprised nobody has started on the "Only Fools and Horses" theme: -

Stick a pony in your burger,

Fetch the horse box for the van,

'Cause if you want the best 'uns

But you don't ask questions,

Then Tescos is your man...

Potting Shed

17/01/2013 at 20:23

Had a Tescos burger yesterday...

...still got a bit between my teeth

Nykie

18/01/2013 at 23:57

I also had a Tesco value burger yesterday. It was nice, although a little firm in places.