Tesco horse jokes.

Post them here.

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16/01/2013 at 12:31

Well someone had to start a thread on this subject at some point.

Don't eat Tesco burgers. they have a very high Shergar content.

Tesco barcodes are said to contain zebra meat.

Waitrose burgers are said to contain unicorn meat.

Any more? 

16/01/2013 at 12:33


i came on here to get away from them

16/01/2013 at 12:37
I think it serves people right for buying Tesco value burgers !
16/01/2013 at 12:38

Don't eat Tesco burgers, they'll give you the trots..


16/01/2013 at 12:46

Anthony Worrel-Thompson to become a jockey? 

16/01/2013 at 12:48

What's wrong with the Tesco jokes? People are only horsing around...

...Just eat my tesco burgers last night surprised to see I'm second fav at Kempton Park today

...If you think the Horse Burgers in Tesco are bad, wait until you see their Unicorn on the Cob.

...I just found some Tesco value beef burgers in the fridge. 
And there off.

16/01/2013 at 13:12

Shall we start picking on some of the others?  How about:

After a long run, I ASDA have a horsemeat burger.

16/01/2013 at 13:22

My Lidl pony.


16/01/2013 at 13:36

Sales of Tesco burgers remains stable!

16/01/2013 at 13:57

There's a load in The Guardian.


16/01/2013 at 14:35
I always thought that Tesco burgers were equestrianable
16/01/2013 at 15:10

I tried to take some back but they said they wouldn't take them so it looks like I'm saddled with them!

16/01/2013 at 15:12

I was going to but some venison burgers but they were dead dear!

16/01/2013 at 16:06

Might give Tesco's meatballs a try, heard they're 'the dogs bollocks'

16/01/2013 at 16:13

I tried a Tesco burger but thought it tasted foal!

16/01/2013 at 16:32

i dont know why people are complaining, its probably the only meat actually in them

16/01/2013 at 17:03

Good thread, Rickster. You're the mane man!

16/01/2013 at 17:15

I think someone may be sending me death threats. 

Woke up this morning with a Tesco burger on my pillow.

16/01/2013 at 17:24

I had one of those burgers the other night.. gave me a sore throat.... a little hoarse..

16/01/2013 at 19:54

Anyone had enough of all these horse jokes and puns? What a nightmare...

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