...you've been warned!
And another thing, if there was an earthquake of biblical proportions along the entire length of the intenational date line, I don't think your average American rapture proponent would have to wait best part of a day to find out something funny was happening, cos it would create the biggest tsunami the world has ever seen, which would wipe out the entire west coast of North and South America. Whether it would clear the Rockies and wipe out the rest of the continent as well I've no idea, I haven't made the calculations...
Oh hang on, the Far East is still there. Phew, I think we might be OK. Sick the kettle on.
OMG a huge earthquake has just been forecast for London at 6pm tonight!
No wait a minute... it say Sunny, 18 degrees, 43% humidity. My mistake. Carry on everyone.
For anyone who thinks they have a chance of being raptured, I suggest you stand outside now. You don't want to go flying straight through the roof of your house.
(5 mins to go.)
It's 6 o'clock!
Altogether now... "It's the end of the world as we know it, yeah yeah, it's the end of the wo
"We apologise for the delay, but the 18:00 end of the world service has been delayed due to signal failure at Clapham junction."
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