The end is nigh! - Page 2 - Clubhouse

Sussex Runner (NLR)

21/05/2011 at 07:30

The Sun professor Brian Cox say the world isn't nigh. I add I saw this on TV. Would rather be accused of beastiality than reading or worse buying The Sun

PhilPub

21/05/2011 at 09:17

And another thing, if there was an earthquake of biblical proportions along the entire length of the intenational date line, I don't think your average American rapture proponent would have to wait best part of a day to find out something funny was happening, cos it would create the biggest tsunami the world has ever seen, which would wipe out the entire west coast of North and South America. Whether it would clear the Rockies and wipe out the rest of the continent as well I've no idea, I haven't made the calculations...

Oh hang on, the Far East is still there. Phew, I think we might be OK. Sick the kettle on.

Kryten

pirate

21/05/2011 at 11:25

OMG a huge earthquake has just been forecast for London at 6pm tonight!

No wait a minute... it say Sunny, 18 degrees, 43% humidity. My mistake. Carry on everyone.

Bionic Ironwolf pirate

pirate

21/05/2011 at 12:40

well it's already the 22nd down under and Australia's still there, so I don't think we need to worry about our tomorrow!

compo 1

21/05/2011 at 12:43

these people who start saying things like this and it does not happen should be sued left right and centre only nature decides when things happen

Sussex Runner (NLR)

21/05/2011 at 16:52

If it doesn't happen then Ian Hislop will be saying smarmy smug things on HIGNFY. If it does then the preacher barely has a chance to say i told you so. Just over an hour to go. Lucky I get to see the end of Moonraker

PhilPub

21/05/2011 at 16:55

I think I'll take Ian Hislop being smarmy over the end of existence itself. He's not that bad.

Rickster

21/05/2011 at 17:48

Well, 12 minutes to go. Better tie the shed down.

Tommygun2

pirate

21/05/2011 at 17:53

Is this still happening then

PhilPub

21/05/2011 at 17:53

Any news from France? They should be all raptured up by now.

Kryten

pirate

21/05/2011 at 17:55

For anyone who thinks they have a chance of being raptured, I suggest you stand outside now. You don't want to go flying straight through the roof of your house.

(5 mins to go.)

Muttley

21/05/2011 at 17:59

It's 6 o'clock!

Altogether now... "It's the end of the world as we know it, yeah yeah, it's the end of the wo

Tommygun2

pirate

21/05/2011 at 18:01

Well I'm stil here, what does that mean

Sussex Runner (NLR)

21/05/2011 at 18:03

Is this the after life? Maybe it's like 6th sense and we don't know we're dead!!

Tom.

21/05/2011 at 18:08

Looks like we're running a bit behind schedule. However if it does arrive, then it's a lucky let off for a certain nameless footballer.

Also I don't know much about rapture, but I've got this nasty ache in my groin...does that count?

And another thing...this cult leader's not the only one who can fore tell the future. I happen to know that the next poster along will be Rickster

Edited: 21/05/2011 at 18:12