The 'have you noticed' thread - Clubhouse

kittenkat

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20/03/2012 at 19:14

that some people's eyes flick quickly from side to side when they look at you and some people's are completely still.

kittenkat

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20/03/2012 at 19:15

Just how many people pick their nose whilst driving.

PloddingOn pirate

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20/03/2012 at 19:33

WRT to the first post - have you noticed what you are talking to them about when they are twitchy? They are either bored or lying

I don't see many drivers, but people holding their crotch on the tube is always fabulous too!!

Plum

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20/03/2012 at 19:35

I just stare at your chest in disbelief.....

Plum

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20/03/2012 at 19:36

.......... and In take a very firm hold on my Crotch if Plodding On is in the same carriage as me

If I picked my nose I would have picked a better one....

kittenkat

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20/03/2012 at 19:37

Plum wrote (see)

I just stare at your chest in disbelief.....

OY!!!!!!!! I have go faster tits if you don't mind.

PloddingOn pirate

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20/03/2012 at 19:40

I am surprised you notice me around my chest. Blimming heaving piece of shit

Is that because you are scared of me doing something to it?

kittenkat

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20/03/2012 at 20:00

PloddingOn wrote (see)

WRT to the first post - have you noticed what you are talking to them about when they are twitchy? They are either bored or lying I don't see many drivers, but people holding their crotch on the tube is always fabulous too!!

I remember standing in a queue in McDonalds and there was a guy in his early 20s with his hand down his crotch.

PloddingOn pirate

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20/03/2012 at 20:04

Yeh I have seen a lot of people doing that

Do you think it periodically goes missing?

kittenkat

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20/03/2012 at 20:11

PloddingOn wrote (see)

Yeh I have seen a lot of people doing that Do you think it periodically goes missing?

Imagine if women started doing that in public.

PloddingOn pirate

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20/03/2012 at 20:12

Women have more respect

And more brains

And are generally just more fabulous

In general

kittenkat

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20/03/2012 at 20:19

And more hygenic hands...

PloddingOn pirate

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20/03/2012 at 20:20

Right up until we have kids

Then we become disease carriers from the little pigeons

PloddingOn pirate

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20/03/2012 at 20:20

On that note, there was an annoying woman that I used to work with. She was permanently ill and she was thick. And I had pigeons that lived in the roof and they annoyed the hell out of me

So I called her a pigeon: a reliable carrier of diseases

kittenkat

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20/03/2012 at 20:26

My kids are alarmingly healthy and snot free.

Although we did have the epic pink milk incident and the burning of the poo infested high chair.

I do realise that needs more explanation (or maybe not)

PloddingOn pirate

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20/03/2012 at 20:28

I can probably work out the burning of the poo infested high chair and really, no further explanation required. Please. Dear god, please.

The "epic pink milk" incident can only be further explained if said milk came from a cow. Or a goat. Or butter.

Plum

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20/03/2012 at 22:07

evening girls..... nice to see like minds gathering together......

............ makes the ethnic cleansing much easier

you would stand feck all chance in a photo finish kk................. and as for 'tother one...... small planets are orbiting her bosoms

Edited: 20/03/2012 at 22:08

kittenkat

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21/03/2012 at 07:56

Jeez I've just got the photo finish thing, how slow am I! In defense of my baps, they're in proportion with the rest of me!

Steve C.

21/03/2012 at 07:58

... how people nod emphatically after making a statement, as if to confirm what they have said before anyone argues. Hey! It doesn't count if you agree with yourself! It's us listening that'll decide whether it deserves a nod or not!

kittenkat

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21/03/2012 at 08:05

How everyone says sorry when it's not their fault. If someone bumps into you in the street, you mutter sorry.

Why do we do that?