The 'have you noticed' thread

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PloddingOn    pirate
20/03/2012 at 19:33
WRT to the first post - have you noticed what you are talking to them about when they are twitchy? They are either bored or lying

I don't see many drivers, but people holding their crotch on the tube is always fabulous too!!
Plum    pirate
20/03/2012 at 19:35
I just stare at your chest in disbelief.....
Plum    pirate
20/03/2012 at 19:36
.......... and In take a very firm hold on my Crotch if Plodding On is in the same carriage as me

If I picked my nose I would have picked a better one....
PloddingOn    pirate
20/03/2012 at 19:40
I am surprised you notice me around my chest. Blimming heaving piece of shit

Is that because you are scared of me doing something to it?
PloddingOn    pirate
20/03/2012 at 20:04
Yeh I have seen a lot of people doing that

Do you think it periodically goes missing?
PloddingOn    pirate
20/03/2012 at 20:12
Women have more respect

And more brains

And are generally just more fabulous

In general
PloddingOn    pirate
20/03/2012 at 20:20
Right up until we have kids

Then we become disease carriers from the little pigeons
PloddingOn    pirate
20/03/2012 at 20:20
On that note, there was an annoying woman that I used to work with. She was permanently ill and she was thick. And I had pigeons that lived in the roof and they annoyed the hell out of me

So I called her a pigeon: a reliable carrier of diseases
PloddingOn    pirate
20/03/2012 at 20:28
I can probably work out the burning of the poo infested high chair and really, no further explanation required. Please. Dear god, please.

The "epic pink milk" incident can only be further explained if said milk came from a cow. Or a goat. Or butter.
Plum    pirate
20/03/2012 at 22:07
evening girls..... nice to see like minds gathering together......

............ makes the ethnic cleansing much easier

you would stand feck all chance in a photo finish kk................. and as for 'tother one...... small planets are orbiting her bosoms

Edited: 20/03/2012 at 22:08
21/03/2012 at 07:58

... how people nod emphatically after making a statement, as if to confirm what they have said before anyone argues. Hey! It doesn't count if you agree with yourself! It's us listening that'll decide whether it deserves a nod or not!

21/03/2012 at 08:12

How some blokes seem incapable of having a conversation with the face, and instead have the conversation with a region ~ a foot lower? They don't talk, or think or have an existance separate from the rest of me, you know.

21/03/2012 at 08:38

I have that issue, Helen... slightly annoying.

21/03/2012 at 08:56
Simple solution to that.  They obviously aren't talking to you, so there is no need to respond to them.
21/03/2012 at 09:17
kittenkat wrote (see)
Or train your tits to talk?

OMG! Can you imagine the havoc that could cause?  In fact I reckon I could hide a small speaker in my cleavage. Oh, 1st April, where are you!
21/03/2012 at 09:17
Not sure that they would be interested in talking to that sort of company.
21/03/2012 at 09:34
Mine would make complete tits of themselves.
21/03/2012 at 10:05
I thought it was well known that breasts are highly magnetic to the male eye.

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