The object to your left


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Lee the Pea    pirate
02/10/2010 at 00:06
I've got a DVD tower thingy with about 200 DVDs in it, so I could join Bruce in trying to decapitate the buggers by using the DVDs like frisbees. I've also got a pile of books and a lamp, so i could blind them with the light, throw some hefty books at them, crack them over the noggin with the DVD tower then try to leg it

02/10/2010 at 07:40

I have a pile of race entry forms, race numbers and my calendar of events.

I could wear them down by entering them into every race going so that I could then finish them off with the calendar.

02/10/2010 at 07:52
I have a Braun Oral-B Triumph Professional Care toothbrush.
At least they'll have clean teeth when they eat me.
02/10/2010 at 08:33
I have a greyhound, Mr F with his book (Catch 22) and a kettle to my left.

Probably best to beat the zombie around the head with the book, then we can still use the kettle to make a restorative cup of tea. The greyhound will, more than likely, remain asleep through the whole episode
02/10/2010 at 13:14
I have a can of hairspray, which says " Firm hold for lasting control". 

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