<tosses hair over shoulder, applies lip gloss>
Well, helloooo back Mr Shed!
<high fives Ninja>
degsy, this pub is the only pub where the drinks are free, hangovers non-existent, banter is intelligent and witty, but mindless on occasion. Food all home-cooked and we have a cupboard under the stairs where we keep some dream totty for both the boy and girl customers.
Speaking of which, I think it's time for a bit of eyeliner porn....