The Runner's Arms. (Forum pub.)

What are you all drinking?

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03/07/2012 at 11:27

I reckon your ox, maidservant, and manservant are safe too

03/07/2012 at 12:24

There be life in the pub again. Hooray

03/07/2012 at 17:05

My ox is in the oven, my maidservant has run away and my manservant is in Somerset

My ass is getting bigger by the day .....

03/07/2012 at 17:06

Maybe with your servants not around, your ass will now shrink?

03/07/2012 at 19:46

I am thinking of putting said ass into a 90 degree wash to see if that shrinks it a bit.  Might make its ears go a bit funny though ....

03/07/2012 at 20:16

Think of the noise

03/07/2012 at 20:17

The ass was too big to fit through the washing machine door

I have froot for pudding.  I would rather have chocklit.  This ass has a lot to answer for.

03/07/2012 at 21:20
I'll have some fizz, please. Megawomble's graduation was today. He is now officially a master of engineering. I think.
03/07/2012 at 21:24

Congratulations to Mega Womble

<pops cork on magnum and adds long straw>

03/07/2012 at 21:25

*joins in virtual champagne drinking*

03/07/2012 at 21:29
<burp>

We had a lovely lunch and everything. The graduation ceremony was in Bath Abbey - fabulous building.
03/07/2012 at 21:45

Sounds lovely

My cousin's daughters graduation today too.  She's now a primary teacher.

03/07/2012 at 21:51
Megawomble is going to be working for a rail consultancy firm. His first placement is going to be on a steam railway down south. Back to basics, I suppose
03/07/2012 at 22:06

Aw, that's lovely.  I like steam trains.  Choo choo chuff chuff.  Not the one running out of Minehead is it?

03/07/2012 at 22:39

here's to those graduating - just popping in before turning in for the night

03/07/2012 at 22:41
No I think it's in the south-east somewhere. That doesn't help really, does it.

Hi, PS!
12/08/2012 at 09:01

Morning Womble, "kicks Tom Daley out of the paddling pool" splosh!

30/09/2012 at 15:59

Coca Cola anyone? 

30/09/2012 at 18:22
Ooh yes please, diet with some alcofrol in it. Ta
30/09/2012 at 18:36

hellooooooooo

 

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