The Runner's Arms. (Forum pub.)

What are you all drinking?

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27/04/2005 at 22:28
Oh well, I'll have a pint of old speckled hen then Sam.

Trouble is the bar staff seem to have left the building!!
27/04/2005 at 23:37
The bar staff set off to quickly and are now sleeping in the cellar!
28/04/2005 at 08:10

Why is it not open yet? Hasn't that 24 hour thing started? Do I have a problem?
28/04/2005 at 09:28
I'm sure they should be open by now... have you tried the door?
28/04/2005 at 09:43

It's completely empty. Do you think I should just help myself?
28/04/2005 at 10:07
Yes... they won't mind.. get me one while you're there!!
28/04/2005 at 10:09

Hold on, what am I doing? I've got a run to do this morning! Sorry, must go. See you later.
28/04/2005 at 10:12
Oh well, no run ofr me, I'm still injured, so I guess I'll just sit and wait! (Have fun.)
28/04/2005 at 17:42
Diet coke for me - I've got to drive home.

Anyway this pub should be called the Runners Legs not arms.

Now do you have a bar billiards table in here ? Most pubs seem to have got rid of them and it was a great game. Saw one on TV the other night. Think it was in the background of the bar in Hustle.
28/04/2005 at 18:50
Evening.

A pint of the usual and a packet of salt and vinegar please, barman.
28/04/2005 at 18:56
Just been food shopping - I need a very large drink or two.

Bar billiard sounds good, haven't played it in years!
28/04/2005 at 19:00
What is your Guinness like ?
Nicko. Hdau    pirate
28/04/2005 at 19:12
Wheres the barman, I start on the door at the club at 8. Need some crisps to help me stomach stop rumbling.
28/04/2005 at 20:56
Wheres the lap dancers?
28/04/2005 at 20:58
with the barman ...
28/04/2005 at 21:33
Buxom barmaid is here, bit tiddly as she's been out drinking champagne but possibly still capable of pulling pints, making a few ham sandwiches and listening to you all telling me your wife doesn't understand you.

What's your pleasure then, ladies and gent?

<<ST puts some funky tunes on the juke box and polishes up a few glasses>>
28/04/2005 at 21:36
<ogles buxom barmaid's cleavage>

<drools wildly then unfortunately collapses unconscious under table>
28/04/2005 at 21:44
Now sir, I think you've had enough. I'm not serving you.

<<ST bends over to lift up DanDan who recovers sufficiently to ogle her cleavage again and promptly suffers a relapse>>

Any strong gentlemen in tonight who will give me a hand to pour DanDan into a taxi?

MB.
28/04/2005 at 21:44
<trips over dan dan, then gets up as though nothing happened>
<looking cool>

Hi ST. Pint and a packet of salt and vinegar please.
MB.
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28/04/2005 at 21:48
Pint of what MB? (Remember I've had a drink and I can't remember what your tipple is).

<<ST lobs crisps to MB>>
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