The Runner's Arms. (Forum pub.)

What are you all drinking?

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29/04/2005 at 09:09
Coffee and full englishs (and the veggie option of a plate of mushrooms and beans) all ready for consumption.
29/04/2005 at 09:17
Yum. More toast and honey please.
29/04/2005 at 09:18
Just a black coffee for me.
29/04/2005 at 13:00
How did you lot get in? Sure I locked the place up last night.... you were hiding in the loos weren't you?

Anyway, <tosses keys on the bar>, someone else can look after them now.

<stands out of way of stampede>

Glugg, there's coffee in BB's kitchen.
29/04/2005 at 13:42
Buxom barmaid knows the secret way in through the cellar.

<<ST giggles impishly and brushes cobwebs off her frilly blouse, opens one more button than strictly necessary in hopes that someone will buy her a drink>>
29/04/2005 at 16:43

Blimey, what's been going on in here? I've just seen the landlord. He's up the road in the Jogger's Nipple (terrible place, blood everywhere) crying into his whisky that he can't take it any longer. Looks like he might be selling up!

A nice cold lager before you're sold off to a mysterious buyer please.
29/04/2005 at 16:44

Btw, I think you've got a button missing
29/04/2005 at 17:03
Oops, thanks for letting me know. Lucky I'm wearing foxy underwear, don't you think?

Anyone want a drink? Landlord has given up on this place, so it's a bit of a free for all (that doesn't include me, btw...i have standards, you know. I'm busy trying to live down to them)
29/04/2005 at 17:20
Evening everyone. Blimey ST where's your blouse gone?

I'd like a special friday drink please - it's a half pint of bitter (to unwind from a hard week's work), topped up with Lucozade Sport as I still need to go for a run this evening.
29/04/2005 at 17:23
ST using blouse as glass cloth,I like it I like it!    pirate
29/04/2005 at 17:45
Phew!!! Made it!!! Thought I'd get here just after it'd been sold off - I'll have several pints of what ever's left please!!
29/04/2005 at 17:51
From the looks of your picture you are under age, PM.
But then who cares, several pints coming up.
29/04/2005 at 17:58

Oh well, think I'll stay. As long as I'm sober enough to join other forumites in Sutton Park on Sunday morning.
29/04/2005 at 18:00
You'll be fine Peaceman. Set yourself a strict cut off point sometime tomorrow evening, and then no more drinking.
29/04/2005 at 18:25
Pint of bitter please, and make sure it's a full pint!
29/04/2005 at 18:30
Thought you were the barman Rickster?
29/04/2005 at 18:42
I've handed over the licence. Too much hassle chucking all of these drunks out.
29/04/2005 at 22:18
Close the curtains, its a lock in.
30/04/2005 at 23:59
Well, I might as well not have bothered turning up for duty tonight as it's dead as the proverbial.

<<ST does up buttons on blouse and leaves pub, turning off lights on the way>>
01/05/2005 at 10:24
<< peers through window looking for signs of sunday lunch menu >>
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